And that’s what I wanted to take when I heard host Brooke Burke speak at Guitar Hero III Launch Party. I would rather listen to the annoying beeping sound your tv makes when its doing that crazy government hypnotizing thing. I did stay long enough to watch Poisons Bret Michaels play four songs and it was rock-n. Although I couldn’t help but think I was a few decades late for the concert. I also wondered collectively how much money the band has spent on plastic sugary.
I hear from a very reliable source (Jared Craft) the new Katsuya in Hollywood was the hot spot Friday. I can recall him dropping quite a few names like Sobriety activist Lindsey Lohan, Ryan Seacrest, Brett Botlhouse and crew. I of course was not there. So the hot spot it was not! I’ll tell you where the hot spot was. The Hot spot on Friday was in Newport. That’s right it was the 3 hour cruise tour I went on, that took more like 5 hours and the toilets flooded about 2 hours into it. I went to see Katy P perform. The cruise started at 7 pm Katy wasn’t scheduled to be on till 11:10 so what were we to do but drink and drink we did which led to placing Katy Perry your so gay stickers on every ones back..Now that’s hot! . EP drops November 20th Biatches!
Katy pizzle the mother of the House of Extravaganza Hat themed birthday party at Café Des Artistes turned out to be hat hit… I showed up in a silk 60’s Vintage Christian Dior black mod hat I got from the house of Coquette. Only to be out done by Andrew James Gallery who brought three hat changes. Rona Gaye arrived looking like a lil princess from the 20s tiara and all. The party continued at the once Star Shoes and now Vice bar on Hollywood blvd. After polishing off two bottles our very colorful party stumbled over to the new S bar on Hollywood and Vine. The mother of the house did not want her party to end so she empowered Virgin/Capital label mate Ferras to handle after hours party planning. Also feeling the nights moon cries was Jessica Pastor herself who should up to the random house party we ended up at with a bottle of Dome in hand (oh la la) gotta love her! .. And that is how the mother of the house of Extravaganza does it! True!
So Katy Perry is back y’all! oh hey! So the party started at the ever so very old Hollywood’s Palladuim for the Fredrick’s of Hollywood 08 collections. The models were hot and Dita Von Tease me did her little shimmy, but the shocking part of the party was seeing LA’s new Paris and Nicole . No its not Current tv’s Matt and Jason, but Cheri Oteri and Jessica Simpson, the best of buds. I can’t wait for this falling out of this friendship. I wonder which one will loose the weight and which one will have the sex tape?
Next I ditched Katy and The Richies Shannon Woodward (she’s rich!) To go with Matt and Jason to the Volvo party at the ever so over Cabana Club. After a few free drinks we went right next door to the Green Door but just for a second because we got a text mess from J Pastor saying Cheri and Jess P are going to Teddys. So off we went. Finding myself in a Debbie downer mood I quickly moved the party to Bar Lubitsch in West Hollywood where we meet up with the famous DJ Group E, and we danced a bit but we needed to keep moving. So the last and final stop was Winstons to meet Posso’s Glamazons Mary –Louise and Vanessa … and that my friends is how you do the party hop..
Natasha Lyonne is working on her fitness, Kind of...
Katy Perry and I spotted dog Lover Natasha Lyonne. No not at the dog park scoping out a date but at the Hollywood YMCA gravity Pilates class. When I think her canine boyfriend paged and she had to bounce 15 minutes into the session. Not the best idea considering she can stand to lose a few. Bless her heart …
-Humility - A humble person is generally thought to be unpretentious and modest: someone who does not think that he or she is better or more important than others.
I think that I'm not a stranger to the word humility.. I think its good, builds character. And I was a little humiliated tonight I'm not going to lie and I'm positive its more me being inside my head about it, and I may have gotten swept up in the false importance tornado called Hollywood, and before tonight I think some could say that -Markus- was an 'it boy' as they say.
So first I went to this very posh dinner party and after I thought I would make a quick pump around Hyde and my friend Julian (a hot fashion designer from Paris ) asked if he could join me and would it be a problem? I of course, on my Hyde high horse said not at Hyde "they" love me there. So we park, walk up and its at a stand still .I didn't want to make a big deal I was seen ,I did do a few texts to alert my friends that I was in fact waiting outside. To no avail I was not rescued from the evil and unforgiving red dragon rope, that stood between me and Hyde =( so my French visitor and I parted ways with me feeling a little bit shorter blah blah bog NO ONE IS SAFE !!
TIME 2 DIVA DOWN!
-DENIED AT HYDE-
TARA REID BOBBY BROWN KATHY GRIFFIN CHYNA DOLL MARIAH CAREY BARBARA STREISAND SHAUNA ( SOME GIRL THAT KISSED BRIT BRIT) JODIE SWEETIN ( FULL HOUSE) MARKUS MOLINARI
So the party started at the always star studded Palermo's in Los Feliz for the Ace Of Spades Lisa Di Mato's birthday party. Then continued at the T-Mobile party at the Green Door in Hollywood hosted by the always awesome super bad Mark Cobra Snake. The GD had all its Hollywood legendary children and Hollywood's new comer Chris Crocker was keeping it cute and not putting it on mute. The night cap was at Bronson Bar on Hollywood Blvd. with all the Hippie Hipsters. Katy Perry wuz M-I-A
