I NEVER EVEN NEW MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WERE VEGS...
by Pierre Baltadano
PETA is holding their "Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity of the Year" contest and the list includes many celebrities that I, for some reason, never imagined were vegetarians (the RZA and the GZA?!)...but wow that Natalie Portman is a beautiful one isn't she?
Madonna says no! It has been brought to Madonna's attention that a French film crew snuck into her bathroom and her gym and filmed. Get this! They aired it. Ewww! I would be livid! Oh, Madonna is pissed. She's refusing to pay for her stay at the Carlton Intercontinental Hotel. Madonna was staying there for the Cannes Film Festival. Her bill was $92,800. Damn! That's one pricey mini bar.
This bitch has everything! My man, my one of a kind strapless water dress, my dream body. Oops. To dirty? Anyways you can catch this hot hoe in her new ads for Olang foortwear. FYI those shoe do not go with that dress... What it do do bitch!
Please Marc Jacobs will you stop torching us with these horrendous ads of Victoria (over tanned) Beckham. I did love the legs out of the box ad. The rest are flat out scary.
“I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”
Yes, explain how at least 127 children were crushed to death when their school collapsed on during a 7.9-magnitude earthquake. Please tell me what kind of bad karma could these kids possible had to deserve this! You ignorant B**ch.
...a college ensemble choir sings your song... Katy Perry "Thinking of You". The funny thing is Katy didn't even go to College. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. J/K . Stay in school y'all!
..Magazine that is. The The Amazing Race winner has a write up in, what do you know, Fantastic Magazine. Cheesy name but after taking a glance I'm intrigued. And who am I to judge on cheesy names? Don't laugh at the bitches! Where was I? Oh yes, I was intrigued. Not only by this magazine's content but now I know that the ex-Air Force Captain is wearing more then just a captain's hat these days. Reichen is starring in his own TV show on the Here! network Dante's Cove, written a bio, and designed his own jewelry line. I'm sure all gay of course. Eeew Mr. Reichen has stolen my 6 month goal plan. Bitchy!
CHRIS CAGLE AND JENNIFER TANT ARE GIVING ME IKE AND TINA ...
Country music singer Chris Cagle and girlfriend Jennifer Tant were arrested for domestic assault on Wednesday, May 28 2008. The two of them where arrested after getting drunk and then getting physical... and not in the sexy way but in the "honey I think we should call the cops on our noisey ass neighbors " kind of way.
Grrrrrrl! I say hit me once shame on me. Hit me twice I'm grabben a knife. So my advice to you 'lil girl is get out before he kills you. I suggest after you get out of jail you go straight to your local book store and buy/ or steal (I dont know your business) a book called "Better Single Than Sorry" By Jen Schefft. You're welcome!
I don't watch TV for the most part, so if you're like me you catch everything on the Internet. So I found Shia the blockbuster "it" boy promoting his already billion dollar hit Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I've yet to see it , but all my friends say its bad. I usually ignore critiques. I feel like this is just a movie you have to see . Like the Harry Potter movies. I don't think they're great, I've just become invested into the franchise. Its kind of an OCD thing with me.
And by rain I mean depression. Kirsten Dunst speaks out about checking into Utah's Cirque Lodge Rehab Facility-
“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse, I went there for depression. Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”
I wanna play this song for Kiks. It's "Lost" by Katy Perry
I don't think country is a bad way to go. This song choice isn't my favorite, but it sometimes takes a while for country songs to grow on me. Now will she be able to win over the actually country community? Let me know what you think ?
The girls of Sex and The City have been on a crazy world promo tour. Now the girls have ended it where it all began, New York City. I of course was supposed to be at this premiere if not for the broken promise of my close friend I will not name. This town (Hollywood) is built on them. Any-who my favorite of the night is going to be Sarah Jessica Parker. My favorite through out the promotional tour has to be Cynthia Nixon. Hands down the worst dressed of everything went to Kim Catrall. Now, if your anything like me you can't wait to see this movie. I may pop a few sleeping pills until the big day so I don't have to deal with the anxiety of it all.
Well if Nylon Magazine smart they would have put Katy Perry on their June 2008 School Of Rock issue. Instead they went with Scarlett Johansson. Katy does have about 4 pages in this issue so check it out.
- Now that I'm looking at this altered cover I'm thinking I may be a little get a little obsessive when it comes to my BF. You're Welcome!
...onto reprisising her role in the CW's Beverly Hills 90210. Yes, Tori Spelling who's been in a public battle with her mother over her father Aaron Spellings estate. The new Bev Hills debuts this fall.
Sydney Pollack 73, died Monday at his Los Angeles home in the Pacific Palisades. Pollack was an Oscar- winning actor/director. The cause of death was cancer.
Michael Lohan has something to say about his estranged wife's new show "Living Lohan." Lets be real these poor kids don't have any good parental guidance from either side.
Michael says:
"Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?
Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.
For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.
I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.
If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!
I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.
Seeeems that girl-on-girl action is the activity of choice this Memorial Day according to the iTunes chart. Katy Perry'sI Kissed A Girl snags the # 8 spot from Madonna and Justin Timberlake4 Minutes.
