PICK UP KITTENS

NOT GUNS!!! Ok, this is my pic of the day from CuteOverload.com. It is the anti-depressant for all things that make you sad.

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE KARA DIOGUARDI VS BIKINI GIRL KATRINA DARRELL

Wow I think someone is bitter they didn't make it as a singer.  New American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi took her claws out when Simon Cowell passed "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell through to Hollywood. Things got really SAD when DioGuardi try's to out sing the young inspiring singer.



Can someone ring the bitch alert?

KATY RETURNS HOME...

So Katy Perry returned to the Hotel Cafe "home" last night . It's were we who've been fans of her's for years are used to seeing her. Just a girl that makes you feel with her guitar.

Although Katy was fighting a flu she gave one of her best acoustic performances I've ever seen her do.

Katy was captivating and confident in her silk chiffon baby doll dress by Phillip Lim.

KATE WINSLET ON "OPRAH"

Two-time Golden Globe winner Kate Winslet on The Oprah Winfrey Show. 

CAN YOU IMAGINE DATING A 16 YEAR OLD?

OK now stop... Wasn't that annoying?

FUTURE KATY PERRY

COVER STORY... BLAKE LIVELY

I suppose we've run out of real actresses. Basing that assumption by Vogue's February 2009 issue with Blake Lively on the cover.

Blake tells Vogue readers to watch her show on mute. “The fashion is just unbelievable. You can watch our show on mute and be entertained.”

I say, why watch it at all?

GOING FOR THE GOLD...EN GLOBE

"Slumdog Millionaire" knocked out all the competition taking home four awards including Best Drama.


Mickey Rourke wrestled out a Golden Globe win for Best Actor for "The Wrestler."


Kate Winslet depressed her way to two winning spots for Best Actress for "Revolutionary Road" and for Best Supporting Actress for "The Reader."


Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical should have gone to James Franco but was robbed by Colin Farrel for "In Bruges". Both are equally hot!


Best Supporting Actor went to the late GREAT Heath Ledger for "The Dark Knight."


Anna Paquin won a Golden Globe for bad acting for "True Blood." Damn that show is such a guilty pleasure!


My favorite Tina Faye stole the rabbit out of the hat with three wins for her show "30 Rock". One being Best Actress. Suck on that Ugly Betty!

The rest of the categories I don't really care about. So if you want the complete list of winners without the biased commentary CLICK HERE

DRESSING UP FOR A GOOD CAUSE

Nicole Richie looking pure and white. Just like her pure white Christian soul. Just kidding. She did look great though. Love the heavenly halo bread on her head.


The usually angelic blonde Amber Heard showed up with her stylist Johnny Wujek looking very devilish and sexy with her new jet black hair and firery red dress.

The Art Of Elysium Heaven and Hell themed dinner and party on Saturday night had every one dressing in their best for a worthy cause. The non profit charity allows actors and artists of all kinds give their time to children who are battling serious medical conditions.

To learn more or become a volunteer CLICK HERE

KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL...ISH

How did Andy Warhol put it? "One's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party."  Well thats exactly how we kept it when Ferras and I met up with Terminator actress Levin Rambin at the LA Confidential Pre- Golden Globe party for Ralph Fiennes. 

Leven Whored a dress by Collette Dinnigan and I went a little more traditional with a tux by Dolce and Gabbana with a bow tie by Dsquared2.

Ferras snagging title Best Dressed of the evening. Wearing a dark gray suite by Dolce and Gabbana and pink bow tie by Bottegga Veneta.

A MALIBU WEDDING

Singer Fergie and long time actor boyfriend Josh Duhamel finally tied the knot in Malibu on Saturday night. 

Guests included friends James Caan, Molly Sims, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell. 

Congratulations to the happy couple! 

PRINCE HARRY A RACIST?

Well Duh. Just another bratty Royal hanging out with his rich friends. Does anyone remember Mel Gibson? Now that's a racist.