You know how they say better late than never. Well that's what I'm saying today. The woe's of touring with Katy Perry. There really are none, but if I had to list a few is keeping y'all updated by finding good Internet connection. Everything else is F-in amazing. We are having so much fun. I even had fun spending my 4th in Austin, Texas yesterday. We started off with some hot ass HOT wings at Hooters. Then it lead to a BIG ass nap at the Embassy Suites, you know, the place where everyone can feel like a BALLER because every room's a suite. Later it lead to an amazing dinner at some Mexican restaurant that our tour manager Julia Ervin suggested. She lived in Texas before. Y'alls, Queso is on a whole other level. After the feast I opted for a movie and dessert in my room. Katy and Travis went to see Andrew W.K. at Emo's. I'm kind of bummed I missed it because I heard the show was awesome! So that was how I spent my 4th y'all BIATCHES!
I'm in my home town of Santa Barbara for a bit and it's been a crazy homecoming. Santa Barbara, along with other counties in California, is fighting a major fire that is only minimally contained, 5% last I checked. Wednesday and Thursday nights were met with power outages in the northern regions, while at least 1,000 evacuations have taken place. I have had friends lose their homes in past fires and this one is just as unnerving. The Governor has issued a State of Emergency and the Gap Fire has become the priority fire danger in the state. Let's hope for the best resolution.
Kobe Bryant arrived at UNDFTD's Santa Monica location in a DeLorean for the release of Nike's Back to the Future inspired Hyperdunks. The first 10 people in line got to meet the Kobe and get an autograph. Some of those crazies actually waited more than 24 hours. It's a sweet shoe but I'd rather not wait in line and since some have already showed up on ebay for $2,000.00, I'm pretty much SOL (unless some angel out there wants to get me a pair in size 9.5). Here are more pics.
i previously posted a video of a presentation for yves saint laurent. here is a new video released that was presented for the YSL Spring/Summer 09 collection at Paris men's fashion and featuring actor jack huston. like the last YSL vid, this is a different approach to presenting a line. check it.
The beautiful, talented Karli Henriquez is gracing the cover of Latino Future. I think this is a very appropriate cover for this up and coming star because she has a very, very bright future ahead of her. I'm keeping a very close eye on this light brown beauty.
So Katy and I are up late the other night staying at her hairstylist Aaron Lite's parents house which happens to live in Missouri, one of our Warped Tour stops. Aaron had flown in for Katy's Blender Magazine shoot and Rollingstone shoot. Anyways, we're on the internet and Katy comes across this YouTube video blog "review" on her song "I Kissed A Girl." My first reaction was that this guy was really adorable, hot almost. Second reaction was that he was a total douche bag, but we had to finish the video. It actually made us laugh ... So you know what Katy did, she wrote a blog posting the video on her blog site sicking her Katy Cat fans on this D bag.
Katy writes -
"You… were almost fuckable…sick em’ boys! (KATY CATS TO THE RESCUE!) BRUTAL! p.s. if you know this cutie pa tutie, please advertise his car for sale on craigslist.
p.s.s. how did you know about the big fat guy in the back room that writes all my songs… that is supposed to be a secret.
lylas! (sike!)"
Next morning this guy had a ton of BRUTAL comments left for him including one from Perez Hilton.
I'm in love! I see a career in entertainment for Mr. Cajcameron. Oh and keep an eye out for the Katy Perry's response video. You're Welcome!
TRAVIS MCCOY DOES AN AMY WINEHOUSE AND PUNCHES A CONCERT INSTIGATOR
Well you know how they say roll with the punches. That is certainly the case for one Warped Tour attendee. Travis McCoy lead front man for the band Gym Class Heroes was arrested this evening July 1st in Maryland Heights, Missouri at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater around 8:30pm after his concert.
Travis, 26, punched the heckler after he yelled racial obscenities calling Travis a "fucking ignorant nigger." Travis stopped the show and asked the guy, "did you just call me an ignorant nigger?" The guy said, "Yes I did you fucking ignorant nigger." Travis then asked the guy to come to the front of the stage the guy did and apparently raised a fist, and grabbed Travis's leg that he had injured previous to this concert and was using a cane to get around in so in self defense, Travie then started to punch the guy in the head.
The guy was removed and Travis continued the show. Stopping a few times to apologize for his behavior to his fans.
After the show Missouri police were waiting for Mr. McCoy to take him away. Later learning the instigator in question had a record of aggravated assault and a warrant out for his arrest.
AMY WINEHOUSE'S KNOCK OUT PERFORMANCE ... LITERALLY
Amy served a fan a knuckle sandwich after the fan reportedly said something offensive about Amy's man Blake Fielder. I say that it's always best to never get in between a girl and her crack-dealer - it always gets nasty.
During Amy's soundcheck for her performance at Glastonbury Music Festival, on Saturday evening Amy sang into the microphone, "At least I’m not opening for a cock like Kanye” To hear the audio click here
Kanye's response, "This just in... Amy Whinehouse hates me!! Now I've really made it!!! LOL!!!"
I love Miley. I just don't love this song or this music video. Lame! The 10 year-old girls crying in the video freak me out.
Miley is going to be the host for the Teen Choice Awards and Katy Perry will be performing I Kissed A Girl so check it out or make sure to set those TiVo's.
So Spencer "Anal Douche" Pratt has taken offense to her comment while on David Letterman. So now the heat is on. You know how I feel about this ass whipe. So I'm definitely Team MK for shurr.
Spencer-
"I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see."
"I forgive her, though, she's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."
Bravo is now bringin' the dirty dirty south to its network via The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Episodes will begin airing July 30th. I'm hearing that Megan Good and the Barefoot Contessa got cast for Bravo's hit show.
Our tiny 'lil grl has come out with a cookbook. Main ingredients for most of the recipes are Starbucks, gum, cigarettes, and your Blackberry. Just kidding. Wife and mother Nicole Richie is super healthy and I bet she has some good tips. Love you baby grrrrrl!
VITAMIN WATER HAS CARRIE UNDERWOOD HORSING AROUNG...
American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has teamed up with Vitamin Water. I want my own Vitamin Water called Markusisthedrug Fruit Splash Elixir - It'll be a fruity hangover elixir and pick-me up.
No, not in the way we would all like too. Justin Timberlake ads as Givenchy's newest fragrance spokesmodel for "Play" have been released. Ok I'll "Play" all day long.
Our future President, Senator Barack Obama, is on the cover of Rolling Stone. Even though they gave Katy Perry a bad review I'm thinking you might want to go out and buy this issue that comes out July 10th, 2008. You know it's one of those collector's issues. You're welcome.
Heidi Fucktag and Spencer Shat are launching a social networking website Speidiweb.com that they say is going to be bigger than Myspace and Facebook. Are these two douche bags delusional. I went to this "social network" website. It's just a site about them. Am I surprised? No! These two fuck fucks think everything they do is bigger than life. Speidi sounds like some vicious blood sucking eight legged hyper breed spider that sucks your sooooul. Wow...I totally needed to vent. Although I linked it, try not to visit it and just take my word that it is quite a scat-acular experience.
