COVER STORY... KATY PERRY

It's our very own 'Lil Grrrl on the cover of the November Issue of Blender Magazine. This is actually a great article.  Long too (the good kind).  I was like, "Gurl, I'm learning so much about you." So if you don't have it, get it. It's Miss Perry's first US cover.

AIN'T THAT SOME BULL****!

AIG, which received over $120 billion as bailout, was under fire for hosting a $400,000 retreat at the St. Regis in late September and has gone and shoved its ass right in our faces again.  After saying how sorry they were for spending so much AND after consider using more of that bailout money to take out "ads" explaining their point of view, they are still hosting another event; an "educational" retreat for about 200 at the Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay, CA.  Taxpayers paid for that so I'm expecting my invite soon.  Click on the title for more.

IT'S "TWILIGHT" AT VMAN

OUR man Robert Pattinson and his "Twilight" boys will be in a spread for VMAN's next issue, out October 21st. They can all bite my neck.  At the same time. Hehe.

UR NOT SO GAY

Hil Duff and Comedian Wanda Sykes have teamed up with the GLSEN and The Advertising Council for an ad campaign called "Think B4 You Speak."

I HOPE YOU CAUGHT THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES LAST NIGHT!

It's important to inform yourself before voting.  I think last night's debate showed just how strong and confident Senator Barack Obama is on his views on the future of being OUR President. Whereas John McCain seemed to be more focused on bashing Barack rather then dealing with the actually questions; he did a great job avoiding most of the topics. Congratulations to my assistant who registered to vote online during the debates. He said it took no time at all.  So if he can do it so can you.  GO REGISTER NOW! Your time is running out.

SNEAK PEAK PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS "WOMANIZER" MUSIC VIDEO

Britney Spears is finally back-ish to the Britney we love and want.  The comeback music video will premiere on Friday, October 10.

HOLLY MADISON... THE GIRL THAT MOVES OUT

Seems more like an appropriate title for this Playmate.  Holly Madison has confirmed break-up rumors to TMZ saying, "I have no pull anymore.  Hef and I aren’t together.”  Kind of sad.  I actually liked this one the most out of the three girl from E's hit show Girls Next Door.  Holly was the one that ran the whole sha bang.  I thought she would be a lifer.

My dedication to Holly-

CLAWS COME OUT ON "THE VIEW"

OMFG! That Hassel-Bitch gets me so heated!

NICK NOLTE'S HOME GOES UP IN FLAMES

Nick Nolte's Malibu home went up in flames early yesterday faster then a meth lab on sunny day.  Los Angeles Fire department came out to the actor's mansion around 11:34AM.  The home is believed to have suffered around $1.5 million in damages.  Allegedly crazy didn't know that alcohol and fire are a deadly mix.

MADONNA SAYS, "SARAH PALIN IS NOT INVITED TO THE SHOW!...SARAH PALIN HAS TO GO!"

If the Queen Bee says Sarah Palin has to go, then maybe, just maybe, we have to knock her out of the race by making sure we VOTE for the right person.

MARKUS IS THE DRUG IS A HIT!!!

My profile was THE "Featured Profile" on the front page of Myspace Fashion today. Also featured under "Trend Spotting" is my new fast friend and latest obsession Lady Ga Ga. You're welcome myspace fashion... I mean, thank you!

HAPPY SWEET 16 MILEY!!!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th-ish birthday two nights ago at Disney Land. The funny thing is that Katy Perry and fellow Hero Shannon Woodward planned on going to Disney Land right before they realized Miley was having a party. So we gott our DJ Mia Moretti and headed to the best place on earth. Can I tell you that this has been one of the best weekend enders with "OUR" BFF Katy Perry. Thank you Miley for having us and introducing me to Justin your boyfriend. We had soooo much fun!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILEY CYRUS ....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILEY CYRUS .... AGAIN

DEMI LOVATO SINGING "THIS IS ME" ON STUDIO DC

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHA IS A HIT!!!

Disney's lil pups "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" was #1 this weekend bringing in $29 million with "Eagle Eye" taking a back seat with $17.7 million.  "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" was stuffed in the trunk  with $12 million. 

REMEMBER THE GOOD OL' HOUSE PARTY?

Amazing!
Katy Perry and OUR dear dear friend designer Brian Lichtenberg 
The Best house party picture. I see Katy talking to designer Brian Lichtenberg. Josh Groban saying good-bye to someone I don't know. We love JGro!!!
The Lovely Lady GA GA and Katy Perry. 
DJ Mia Moretti with friend Leven Rambin. 

So Saturday night Katy Perry and I went to house party. What should have been a few drinks amongst friends and maybe a few game board games  turned into a crazy house of crazy. Me teaming up with Lady GA GA for a walk-off against Katy P and Shannon W, later turned into someone Hulk Cogan-ing my t-shirt off. (I was really sad about that because it was my favorite Neil Barrett shirt so I took my assistant's shirt. Thank you Jonathan)  It was just so much fun hanging out with friends and not dealing with any clubs and just being able to completely let go. 

A very special thanks to Eric for letting us turn his house into a Romper Room. 

COVER STORY... NICOLE KIDMAN

This Academy Award-winning actress holds her own hair up on the cover of Elle Magazine's November 2008 issue. 

FINALLY GUILTY... OJ SIMPSON

The crazy Neanderthal that was accused and acquitted of killing his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her "friend", waiter Ronald Goldman, didn't get off so easy this time.  Apparently Mr. Simpson must have thought that if he could get away with murder surely he could get away with robbery. The bone head ex-football player has been found guilty for armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers last September in their hotel in Vegas.  Next comes the sentencing.

A KISS FOR FRIENDS ...

It's Friday night and a girls gotta eat. So miss Katy Perry and I mass text messaged eight of our closes friends to meet us at Beso in Hollywood. After dinner we went upstairs for cocktail and yes we had a designated driver.  My assistant Jonathan.  After an amazing dinner at Beso we pumped on down to Teddy's in Hollywood to dance where world famous DJ Mia Moretii was spinning. I have to mention how amazing Kittle looked in her skin tight polka dot dress by Moschino. You're welcome x17.