MARK WAHLBERG CONFRONTS ANDY SAMBERG ON SNL

I agree with Mark, Andy NEVER got it right...although he did.

NICOLE RICHIE ON ELLEN

MILF Nicole Richie on Ellen talking about her guest appearance on NBC's Chuck.

Nicole on being a mother to baby Harlow- "I'm having the best time of my life."

KATY PERRYS QUINCENERITA !!!

Katy Perry putting the eh-spice back into the MTV Latin Music Awards. Katy first performed her hit song "I Kissed A Girl" in a full Quincenera gown that she striped down to reveal a very Perry candy print jumper. The song ends with KP jumping into a large birthday cake. Genius!!!

DISNEY'S COLE SPROUSE AND DYLAN SPROUSE ON THE VIEW

After seeing them on The View I like them a little more now.

"MARLEY AND ME" TRAILER

I love Jennifer Aniston in mostly everything. I do hold some reservations about Owen Wilson though. They should have named it Bella and Markus.

COVER STORY... PARIS HILTON

The always Politically incorrect Paris Hilton is on the cover of the November 2008 issue of Nylon Magazine. Paris tells Nylon TV that she is in fact running for President and she would choose Rihanna to be her running mate.

LEONA LEWIS GETS BOOED ...

Home girl did not get a warm welcome when she accepted her 2008 MOBO Award for Best Video and Best Album Via satellite. Trust me, she is not sweatin' your boo's because A) she got money in the bank and B) she is a busy girl. You can't expect her to show up personally to every award show and every party. Dang!  Being famous is hard y'all.

ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT DAVID BECKHAM'S FINGERS?

Well now you can. Soccer star David Beckham has come out with his own line of healthy frozen food. GO3 Fish Fingers. Yummy. I can't wait to have Davids fingers inside of me. I just don't think I'm getting enough Omega-3 in my life. So what I'm going to do is make sure I have Davids finger in me at least 3 times a week. I so happy to be on this health kick!

ZAC EFRON ON THE TONIGHT SHOW...

Jay Leno welcomes Zac Efron, star of the High School Musical superlogy.  Zac will be celebrating his 21st birthday on Saturday. Amazing !!!

LEANNE MARSHAL WINS PROJECT RUNWAY SEASON 5

Love this collection! Bravo Leanne!

BRITNEY SPEARS JUMPS TO THE #1 SPOT FASTER THAN HER STAY AT REHAB

Not exactly sure what a T.I. is, I'm assuming a rapper of sorts who once held the record for biggest Billboard No. 1 jump. That honor is now held by the rehab queen miss Britney Spears. Womanizer jumped from # 98 to #1 in a week. Yes!  For now, The Bitch is back!

HAYDEN PANETTIERE SAYS DON'T F*CK WITH JOHN MCCAIN

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

You know what they say, "You can lead a horse to water, but if he's too old to swim, he's fucked." Well at least that's what I say.

GUY RITCHIE AND MADONNA DIVORCE

Bravo to the couple for "making" "it" work for eight years. 'Cause in Hollywood time, that is like 30 years. They don't say "nothing lasts forever" for nothing.

ADRIAN GRENIER INTERROGATES HIMSELF TO VOTE

COVER STORY... REESE WITHERSPOON

Four Christmases star Reese Witherspoon is on the cover of the November issue of Vogue Magazine talking about her upcoming holiday movie, her new look, new man, and new lease on life . Yes please! I would love to lease Reese's life if only for a night with that hot, hot hottie boyfriend of hers Jake Gyllenhaal. Prince of Persia for shurrrr.

IS LAUREN CONRAD READY TO WALK AWAY FROM "THE HILLS"

Lauren who started off doing the reality as a high school teen in MTV's Laguna Beach may be ready to live her life in private. In her latest interview with Extra Lauren says, “I’ve been doing it for five years now. Five years on TV is a really, really long time."

ZAC EFRON GETS FOOTLOOSE

Hottie told E! that he is set to play Kevin Bacon's character in the remake of the 1984 dance movie Footloose.

“We’re trying to figure out the right way to do it, but yeah. It seems like it’s going to happen. Whether that’s good news or bad news depends on when you were born.”

WARN YOUR PARENTS ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN !!!

Penn Badgley and Gossip Girl-friend Blake Lively strongly endorse Barack Obama with this PSA warning your parents to stay away from Presidential candidate John McCain

ELLEN SAYS NO TO ON PROP 8 ...

I say lets not step back, but keep moving forward. Let's vote NO ON PROP 8 Californians.

ANGELINA JOLIE W MAGAZINE PHOTOS

The beautiful actress/mother-to-many lets the camera into an already very public life. The November issue of W Magazine shows an intimate view of Angelina Jolie as "The Mother." Ang tells W Mag, "Anybody who has love in their life has something that is much more important than anything else."  Oh, and that camera, well the man behind it was none other than hunky baby daddy Brad Pitt and the pics were taking at Chateau Mirval.

I THINK THE SAYING IS "CRY ME A RIVER"

We all have issues hunny! Marcia is really playing that sympathy card.

SARAH SILVERMAN ON THE DAVID LETTERMAN...

Sarah Silverman is a genius. I love her comedic timing and just how she can act of anyone. I worked on dressing Sarah for People Magazine's Most Beautiful People shoot alongside Johnny Wujek. She was so nice and fun to work with. Yeah me!


Don't forget to TiVo The Sarah Silverman Program on Comedy Central Thursdays at 10:30pm/9:30 central.

EEW... YOU DONT STEAL FROM THE BECKHAMS!

No, no, No! You thank God every day that you get to be in their presence and that you get to bask in their ever glowing light of fashion and beauty. So it went down like this. Two of the Beckhams' staff in England stole items and tried to auction them off on Ebay. The police were tipped off by Victoria's parents who recognized an item up for auction. The staff members in question are a woman, 56 years old, and a man, 55, both from Essex (eek).  They have been arrested and are currently on police bail.

DAKOTA FANNING IS GIVING ME DIVA..

I am shocked to read that director Rowen Woods is talking out loud about the ubber talented 14 year old actress Dakota Fanning.

“She initially refused to come out of her trailer on day one of shooting because her scene wasn’t filmed first."

Question. Isn't this some sort of breach of contract, maybe a confidentiality agreement? 2nd question. Why didn't you shoot her scene 1st!?!? Oh and I'm so sure you cut her scenes. You're lucky to get any scenes. If moi heard you were bad mouthing me, I would have a team of lawyers that would ensure all use of my image was banned.  You would be left with a short film. Instead of your movie being called Winded Creatures you would only be able to call it Wind. Shoot, I gots yo back Dakota!

COVER STORY... EVA LONGORIA PARKER

Looking cute as a button, Mrs. Parker on the cover of November 2008's Allure. Eva talks to Allure about all those rumors in her life.  She claims that she is not preggers, she just got rounder.  OK, whatever that means.  She continues to say that she never got bigger; she's still a size 0. Yesss, I knew she was still a size 0!  GOGOGO. Way to keep those real desperate house wives even more depressed.

TYRA BANKS WANTS PEREZ HILTON TO KNOW SHE HAS A VAGINA

Tyra Banks makes an awkward plea to blogger Perez Hilton to be nice with real life friend Paris Hilton. It didn't seem like the Paris was really that comfortable with this request. This one we can file under weird stuff.