LARGERFELD'S CHANEL SHOW IN PARIS...

The hip and rich love Chanel. All the stars and fashionista's flock from all over to be at the sacred Chanel show in Paris.

Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen

Kanye West and Alexis Pfeiffer

Actor Gaspard Ulliel

I NEED AN INVITE TO SURI CRUISE'S 2ND BIRTHDAY PARTY!

TomKat wants Mark Ronson to DJ Suri Cruise's 2nd birthday party on April 18th. This is going to be the hottest invite for kids 5 and under and some adults. Mark was the official DJ for Tom and Katy's italian weeding reception.

BRIDGET MOYNAHAN DIAMONAIR AD ...

Hollywood's most glamorous celebrity jeweler has choosen actress Bridget Moynahan to be the new face of Diamonair.

CHRIS CROCKER AND LIL GRL ARE THE SAME...

NATALIE PORTMAN TELLS CONAN O'BRIEN MERYL STREEP IS GOING DOWN

"WE ARE THE ONES" VIDEO BARACK OBAMA WILL.I.AM

COVER STORY... MADONNA

Madonna on the cover of Dazed & Confused Magazine April 2008 issue. Madonna album Hard Candy is set to release April 28th.

PLAYBOY WANTS LINDSAY LOHAN...

Well we all knew this was cumming. Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay Lo to recreate Marilyn's famous swim from Something's Got to Give says a source to New York Magazine.

“….Lindsay is tempted to continue her nude homage to MM….Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn’s famed nude swim from the unfinished film ‘Something’s Got To Give.’”

COVER STORY... HAYDEN PANETTIERE

Heroes Star and Candies Spokes"model" Hayden Panttiere on the cover of the March 2008 issue of Seventeen Magazine.

...LAYING ON THE HEAVY...

Pierre Baltadano

Sorry for the Debbie Downer coming up but just check this out. I know it's a departure from what most would want to see or expect to see here but just click on. Won't say anything more...just something to think about.

Viewer discretion and NSFW content...

Wired.com "How Good People Turn Evil, From Stanford to Abu Ghraib"
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JACKED!

I jacked this hilarious YouTube video from EatSkeet. You're Welcome!

MARK RONSON ON LILY ALLEN AND FRIENDS

Grammy award winning producer Mark Ronson's performance and interview on the BBC series Lily Allen and Friends.

THE OLSEN'S DO A COFFEE TABLE BOOK

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen aren't stopping with fashion and acting the two billionaire's are now taking over the literary world. The twins want to release a coffee table book titled Influence set to come out this fall.

Ashley- “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation.”

Mary Katy- “Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others,”

OSCAR WEEK RE-CAP

Hello world and welcome to Markus is the Drug. This week has been a crazy party week. So I've been a little slow pumping out the dish. Oops! So let me share with you some of the highlights in my week starting with Tuesday. Ferras played an amazing show at the Viper Room. If you haven't heard Ferras' music yet I suggest you give his MySpace page a visit. Trust me, you wont be disappointed.



Wednesday
W Magazine Celebrates The Academy Awards at the Sunset Towers. This particular party was great because I ran into a lot of my New York crowd. It just seemed to be the perfect kick off to what was going to be a crazy fun Oscar week. Chateau Marmont was the last stop and for good reason. You didn't need to go anywhere else. Ample amounts of champagne and a chocolate fountain is all I need for a party. Oh yes and a lil Karlifornia. Yes y'all I ran into my favorite MTV host Karli. Who busted some crazy Beyonce style dance move with Adrian Grenier.


Thursday
Art of Elysium party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. This was my kind of party. 1940's Old Hollywood. The Stars went all out (and how could you not). Among my favorites were:

Demi Moore looking very old Hollywood Glam in this amazing Roberto Cavalli gown


Kate Hudson in Christian Dior a satin, off-the-shoulder gown but the hair I wasn't too crazy about;

Charlize Theron was breath taking in this sheer Christian Dior gown with just a simple amount of jewelry...she looked Divine;


Rumer Willis, in what was my favorite dress of the evening, was wearing her favorite, J Mendel, and looked beautiful.

Some looks I really didn't care for though:


Rachel Zoe scares me and that's all I have to say about that;


Molly Sims let me down with this bad Katy Rodriguez Dress;

Salma Hayek bored me with this Alexander McQueen dress and a bad necklace, which I'm sure she only wore because it was free. That's all about that night. You're Welcome.

Friday Night
This was my big hang out night with fellow hero... Shaaaannoooon. We went to Teddy's. Nothing too crazy and at this point my liver is like, not one more ounce to drink. Eeeks! Sorry liver.

Saturday
I really wanted to rest this night but my friend Director Andrew Gallery called and said that he wanted to get a table at Green Door I said OK well maybe one or two drinks. Ha Ha four bottles later and a quick last minute stop at Hyde turned into a headache for Markus in the morning.

Finally... Oscar Sunday
Yes the big day was here but oh no, I really over did it the night before. So I knew the day was going to be rough. I sent out an SOS to Shannon who really turned out to be the hero of the day when she rescued me and took me to lunch at my favorite Joan's on Third. After a quick and much needed bite to eat I went back to bed for a quick re-coop session. 7:30, Jared Craft texts "Chateau Marmont 8pm". I dash to my closet for a tuxedo jacket and a bow tie. Yes I'm ready! We didn't stay at the Chateau long because we quickly made our way over to the Mercedes-Benz Oscar party at the Four Seasons. That's where I bumped into, for like the 10th time this week, my new favorite New Yorker Josh Katz.

You know where we went next. HYYYYYYYYYDE! I even tricked, I mean begged, Katy P to come meet me and she did and then we did and we left to meet our very very good friend Mia Moretti who was having a celebration of her own. Her birthday that is. It didn't take me long to realize I jumped on that party train about 45 minutes to late. Oops. Did someone say Prince was having a Party? Yes Please! So off to what seemed like the Oregon Trail up to Prince's house. Now this was the party y'all. First Stevie Wonder performed and then Prince. Hello it was Prince! This was really a special night. My mom tells this story about twenty years ago she went to see Prince in concert in Oakland and he threw his drumstick out in to the crowd and she caught it. He didn't throw his drum stick but he did throw and amazing party. Everyone was there...

P Diddy, Jeremy Piven, Orlando Bloom, Javier Bardem, Rumer Willis, Rosario Dawson and even the Hyde gatekeepers Jen Rosero and Pamela Francesca made it out to enjoy Prince.

And now Promises...

LINDSAY LOHAN " NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS"

Rumor has it that LiLo didn't get a single Oscar after party invitation.

“She’d rather stay at home - and feels no one takes her seriously as an actress anyway,” according to a published report.

That's so not true because I watched Georgia Rules three times in my hotel room in San Diego. I just noticed all the coke on the knife she has in her mouth. right?

JIMMY KIMMEL "I'M FUCKING BEN AFFLECK" VIDEO

Featuring appearances by: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin and Meatloaf.

BARBARA WALTERS TALKS WITH MILEY CYRUS...

WHOOPI GETS OSCAR SNUB....

The ladies talk about how Whoopi Goldberg was cut out of the Oscars montage video despite having hosted three times and winning an oscar herself in 1990 for Ghost.