BLOGGING... CUBAN STYLE

I GO WERE SURI GOES... NEW YORK HERE WE COME

So Suri Cruise is moving to New York while momma Cruise does the Broadway Production of All My Sons. Suri is already set to move into her swanky new apartment at the Trump Towers. I hear she's dropping an easy $200,000 a month on this two- story duplex. When I called Suri to ask if I can crash, she said only on the weekends because Father gets upset when she has overnight guest on the weekdays. So I guess Markusisthedrug will be going for the Trump Towers Suri-style for the fall.

KNEEPAD LEGGINGS... GENIUS

Linds making it a better life for the working girl.  Lindsay Lohan legging "collection." Some have kneepads, some have zippers, but never both.  Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing. Lindsay please, please, please join Katy and I on Warped Tour. You can DJ on the bus. Please send boxes of your leggings for Suzanne and krew.

SOMETIME FOR GUCCI... CLAIRE DANES

Claire Daines showed up to the Gucci Fashion Show in Rome on July 8th. With her very dapper, very hot, very Actor/Burberry model Hugh Dancy, Claire never looked better! Trust!

" PICTURE THIS " TRUST I WILL...

I only ever want to see everything Ashley Tisdale. I wanna see Ash T at the airport fresh out some sort of facial reconstuction. I want to see T-bone at The Grove carrying her 'lil dog in her tiny LV bag. I wanna see Ash and Hudge at the drive-thru at McDonalds. Ashley, Ashley,  Ashley!!! So set your TiVo's for this Sunday ABC Family style. Trust!

THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER...

Really ABC Family? "The Secret Life Of The American Teenager?" Really? How about, "The secret life of a creator of a show with a bad title." The only great thing about this show is that Molly Ringwald has a job. I think it also stars Kim Kardashian. It's the Jaime Lynn Spears story! Loves ABC family! "Are you having a baby?" Best thing I heard all day.

WHY AM I NOT STAYING AT THE RITZ IN MIAMI ?

OK, so i'm in Miami and so is Fernando Torres.  Just in case you don't know, Fernando is the hotter, younger, better version of David Beckham. Also, Fernando is the one who scored a first-half goal to defeat Germany 1-0 in the recent UEFA cup.  He's been on my radar ever since my friend, and Pierre's sister, Liz introduced him to me as a player on Spanish club team Atletico Madrid and then as he transitioned into playing for Liverpool.

Here are actual stalker pictures of Fernando at the pool at the Ritz enjoying a hot dog and reading a magazine. See, hot soccer players are just like regular people. It's kind of sick I'm even writing about this. I must point out the head band. That's a European boy thing. I think its hot!

JULLIETTE LEWIS (THE LIPS) VLOGS TOO...

Juliette's 1st Vlog (video update)


JLew is such a Hero! I love watching her in this Vlog she did for myspace.  I want more!!! High Five!

KATY PERRY PERFORMING "I KISSED A GIRL" ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE"

Katy looked great in her yellow 1930's vintage jumper with silver stars and vintage green belt. Shoes and earrings by Betsy Johnson. We love Betsy! Charmed bracelet by Fifi and Romeo. Bella loves all things Fifi and Romeo. You know she's snagging that from KP.

The boys/the band looked so GQ. I like to think I was Johnny Wujek's muse for this look. The boys rocked fitted H&M white dress shirts. Vintage Tuxedo tails with vintage ties and broches. High tops by Supra and you know this is all me because I rock these everyday. Great job Johnny!!! We love us some Wujek!!!

Let's please bring some attention to this tranny mess of a hair-do going on with Cat Deeley! Look at the begining of this video when she turns to introduce Katy - It looks like she released a gang of wild alley cats back there. Eek!

Can't forget her hair stylist Aaron Light for making Katy look like katy and stylist Melissa Woodbury for aiding Johnny in this magical journey.

I HAVE A MAN CRUSH...

OK, it's really more of a band crush. I have completely fallen in love with this band on Warped Tour. Actually I've fallen for a few bands. I would have to say this one is my favorite at the moment. It's Cobra Starship and their front man Gabe Saporta makes girls and guys just wanna have fun.  C.S. are signed to Pete Wentz's label Decaydance Records. Seems to be a perfect fit since Pete and Gabe are both sexually ambiguous men who love the ladies and tease the boys. Oh, but this is no cock tease, Gabe and his beautiful band mates leave you very satisfied. I took a friend with me to watch Cobra Starship for the first time in Texas on the Warped Tour. I met Gabe previous and I just thought Gabe was this hot goof ball and when I was reading the Out Magazine article on Pete Wentz, I came across this even better article on Gabe.  Turns "out," Gabe happens to be very smart in a sexually progressive and aware kind of way.  At least I found his interview to be.  Anywho, so I took my friend over to see Gabe and he looks at me after the show and says, "this is one of the best front men I've ever seen.  Not once did I get bored."  I had to agree. Oh, and I have to tell you, Gabe's 80's Style is on point!

Gabe tells Out- "My vibe is a very sexual vibe overall -- I am very ambiguous. I like to push the boundaries on everything, from sexuality to politics."

"I have a problem sometimes saying that I'm not gay, you know? I feel like I'm letting them down sometimes."

You are Gabe!   It's a huge disappointment that your not gay , but I'm sure we as a people will find a way to live with it. J/K keep doing you!

To read Gabe's Out Interview Click Here

Pop.nography Interview Click Here

Cobra Starship Myspace Click Here

COVER STORY... JESSICA BIEL

WOW they used a ton of make-up, probably to take the attention from her bad hair and horrible outfit. OK, so J Biel is on the August 2008 cover Harper's BAZAAR. Gross!

BONUS JONAS BROTHERS VIDEO " BAND IN A BUS" PODCAST

THE RAMSEY FAMILY CLEARD OF ALL CHARGES...

Due to new DNA evidence the Ramsey family has now been cleared of suspicion 8 years after the death of their daughter Jon Benet's murder. I still think they did it! They are one shady couple.

BABY'S DON'T COST MONEY. THEY MAKE MONEY!

Especially those little famous ones.  Just ask new daddy Matthew McConaughey and his fiancée Camila Alves.  OK! weekly has reportedly offered $3 million dollars for exclusive pictures of baby Levi Alves McConaughey.  To Matthew, the name Levi was the same as Matthew because that is also what the apostle Matthew was called and Matthew's favorite verse (the actor's not the the apostle's) in the book of Matthew (the apostle's not the actor's) was the same as the military time of Levi's birth, 18:22.  That was a lot.  Either way $3 million is a lot for some pics.

MEMOIRS OF A BITTER GAY-SHA...

Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone has written a tell-all book about his superstar sister.  I'm suprised this hasnt come out sooner.  His memoir is called Life With My Sister Madonna. Chrissy calls his sister self- absorbed.  I actually can't wait to read this! Hope it comes on tape. Can you imagine his bitchy, queeny voice on your iPod?

COVER STORY...BLAKE LIVELY

Blake Lively is snagging quite a few covers this month. Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan, and now, Seventeen.   Get it girl.

KITTY PURRY AND BELLA MOLINARI...

Even though momma and daddy are on the road this summer Kitty Purry and Bella Molinari have each other.

ALLIAGATOR HUNTING...

So the Katy Perry Klan has left Atlanta, Georgia and has headed east/south to Miami. Well, part of us has. Katy Perry and band has gone to LA to shoot So You Think You Can Dance and MTV's F & N TV.   Myself and Suzanne Sansone, Katy's Executive Assistant, and Lisa Goe, the head of all KP's Merchandise, both long time friends of KPees, are going to sun it up in Miami. But not before we catch us a gator...

APRIL MATSON VS FOX NEWS

April Matson-   My good friend and co-star Matt Dallas and I were killing time on set the other day and perusing MarkusIsTheDrug as we do every day on set together. Among all of the other wonderful things Markus keeps us abreast of, we get to keep tabs on what Katy Perry is up to and what people are saying about her. I’m a big fan of Katy’s and an acquaintance of hers whom I have the utmost respect for. This is the main reason I felt so compelled to express what has been going through my mind ever since I saw the Fox News clip shaming Katy for her supposed poor influence on America’s youth. Which, might I add, I don’t remember being so sexually pure up until the release of “I Kissed A Girl”.

Just the day before this “breaking news” (thank God they covered this what with nothing else going on in the world more important to discuss) Matt and I were looking at Katy’s outstanding new website when he turned to me and said “How fun to be Katy Perry. She gets to carry out her dream by having fun and being herself.” He was absolutely right. I’m not sure if I’ve ever met a young woman so authentic and I’ve definitely never met a girl who was so authentic and had this kind of career because of it. Katy writes her own songs, has her own fabulous sense of style, a tremendous work ethic and all the while has more fun doing it than one could imagine. She’s a good friend to her friends, a captivating performer, a true artist and happens to be really, really, really good at playing Taboo. (Is this the proper time to use the word IRONIC? I’ve been confused since Alanis used the term.)

Continue Reading CLICK HERE

For April Matson Myspace CLICK HERE

A-MAZING!

by pierre baltadano

Why did I feel like I just watched a Mariah Carey music video?  Anyways, I've always wondered what it was like to swim like a dolphin, and now I can experience it.  Yesss.

via DVICE

BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN DENIES BREAK UP RUMORS...

Boring! B.A.G. Hahahaha bag! BAG is not letting his playgirl Megan Fox go without a fight, denying rumors of them breaking up and saying the they're love is "solid."

COVER STORY... JAMIE LYNN SPEARS

OK! Magazine snagged the first exclusive shots of mother Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby girl, Maddie Briann Aldridge. Grand mama Spears worked at a sweet 1 Million dollar deal with OK!  Now that's Money honey!  Rumor has it that it's not Casey Aldridge's baby at all, that he's being paid as a decoy, and that the real baby daddy is some executive that worked on Zoey 101.  Disney is real SHADY that way.  You're welcome.  Congradulations Jamie Lynn! Your highlights look amazing.  And your baby looks...well, like a baby.  Keep making those money makers!

Destin Florida- Day Off

SELMA BLAIR ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO...

The always fire-starting Hellboy II star Selma Blair paid a visit to Jay Leno on Monday. Selma shares with Jay about her 1st experience with eating worm taco's in Mexico City.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARLI HENRIQUEZ

The show must go on. My absence from Hollywood is not keeping my favorite latina TV personality from celebrating her Birthday. Karli knows I would want it this way.  My Girl is having a blow out birthday bash at Hush Lounge in Hollywood. With special performances by Tyga and LMFAO. Damn I think my 'lil sugar is going to outdo me.  Sike!... I had three parties and ended walking in the pool with my tuxedo jacket... you're welcome. I only hope the same for you Karli.

THE IPOD SONG...BY TRE-P

I was sent this YouTube video from my Myspace friend Tre-P. I think its pretty clever. Thanks Tre-tip for this video. =P

KATE MOSS FOR LONGCHAMP...

The always beautiful always fabulous Kate Moss is giving us her best tranny fierce poses for her Fall/Winter Ad Campaign with Longchamp. Reminds me of my time in Paris. It looked a lot liked this.

Alongside the Moss is French actor Gaspard Ulliel, who starred in Hannibal Rising and Paris Je T'aime.

COVER STORY... EVA MENDES

Pete Wentz isn't the only pretty face opening up. My favorite face Eva Mendes is on the cover of the August 2008 issue of Interview Magazine. Eva talks about addictions and rehab.

"I’m proud of people who have the determination and the fearlessness to actually go and face their demons and get better."

"I’m confused by this whole celebrity-obsessed culture. It’s really weird."

HANCOCK HITS #1 AT THE BOX OFFICE ...

Will Smith proves he may be Hollywood's superhero. His new flick, Hancock brought in $66 million this past weekend knocking out the competition.  You're welcome!

JAMES BLUNT "I REALLY WANT YOU" MUSIC VIDEO

Can't tell if I'm super annoyed by this "artsy" music video or if I kind of think I kind of love this style. Right now I'm thinking its annoying. You tell me. Felt like a stupid Gap commercial.

DREW BARRYMORE AND JUSTING LONG CALL IT QUITS...

His last name may be Long but his relationship with Drew was short. I guess in Hollywood time it was a good run. The rumor I started was that they broke up after Justin Long caught Drew using a PC. AAAAAAAAAW! He Ike and Tina'd her so quickly. Just kidding.  A rep for Drew Barrymore's told US Weekly that they are still friends. The irony of this is that Drew and Justin are both starring in He's Just Not That Into You. Huh, a little early for a publicity stunt - movie's not due 'til February 2009.

MYSPACE THE FIT ... PEREZ HILTON

MySpace Presents: The Fit with Perez Hilton

Yes y'all, I went to Perez Hilton's house to style him for Katy's record release party.

COVER STORY... PETE WETZ

Ambiguous Pete Wentz is on the cover of August 2008 Out Magazine. I know Pete through friends, I've read about Pete and his band Fall Out Boy, but I really feel like this article in particular shows a more vulnerable side of this sensitive music mogul. Pete Wentz shares with Out about being teased in school and how the name calling and rumors never seems to stop into adult hood and now marriage.

Pete on being "Out"-

“There’s part of me that’s like, Fuck you, I do what I want.”

“Homophobia is the last acceptable hatred.”

"“Our culture bombards us with this idea that you’re not that, and if you are that, there’s something wrong with you, and then we’re going to call you that, and then it’s an insult.”

For more on of this very open interview click here

MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET...

Could Megan Fox have heard the "I want to kiss Megan Fox" cry's of Katy Perry? I'm assuming she has because shortly after Katy P announced at the Spike TV Men's Choice Awards that she wanted to make-out with her, Megan Fox ended her engagement to actor Brian Austin Green. I say get your cherry chapstick ready Katy.

WHO WHORED IT BETTER?... EMILE OR EMILE?

So Emile Hirsch whored this High-Fashion look styled down with a pair of blue jeans for the Speed Racer Premiere in Tokyo, Japan. Not long before, he whored this same-ish look in Milan for fashion week.  FYI, Emile is the new face of Valentino's Spring 09 collection.  I, myself, prefer the dressed down version of this Western cut tuxedo jacket. I think the dressed up version could have been pulled off with his hair slicked back and a different pair of glasses because he is giving me Benjamin Franklin in the more dressed up version. I adore Emile as an actor, so he can do no wrong. You're welcome! Which Emile do you like?

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