AMY WINEHOUSE GOES TO THE SLAMMER

Amy Winehouse is handing out baby headbutts like Naomi Campbell is handing out cell phones. The 24 year old grammy winner was arrested for assault. Apparently head butting a guy. This is one crazy fugly bitch. I wish I had her around the night I got car jacked.

JULIAN MOORE AND MICHAEL PHELPS JUST WANNA BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE...

by Pierre Baltadano


Actress Julianne Moore and swimmer Michael Phelps took part in the latest photo campaign for Disneyland's "Year of a Million Dreams." For this new phase of the "Disney Dream Portrait Series," Annie Liebovitz shot Julianne Moore as The Little Mermaid's Ariel and Michael Phelps portraying one of her merman slaves or something. The rest of the merpeople (is that a word?) were portrayed by other stars of the swimming world. I'll tell you, it is bizzare seeing humans as merpeeps with scales and tails. Check out the press release with video at the link below.




[PRNewswire.com]

PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM HYATT HOTEL IN RUSSIA

According to Popcruch.com Paris Hilton was banned from the Hyatt Hotel in Moscow for writing "Paris Moscow 2008" on the wall of their presidential suite. Paris was charged $9,000 and permanatly banned from the hotel. My question is, who knew Paris could even spell Moscow? Maybe she had an assistant do it for her.

“Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the Black List,” a Hyatt spokesperson told Britain’s Daily Telegraph. Bitch was Blacklisted.

JOE JONAS LOVES HIS FLIP CAMERA ...

Joe Jonas captures behind the scenes footage of the Oprah show. The Jonas Brothers are Oprah's most requested guest ever. Thats insane, just kidding it's normal, just kidding it happens all the time just kidding. You can catch this hot pop trio today April 24th on Oprah. Also appearing on the show is America's favorite little family the stars from the hit reality show Little People Big World. Yesss best Oprah show ever! Also to buy a a Flip Camera like the one Joe Jonas uses click here

ANGIE HARMON GETS NAKED...

Angie goes full monty for Allure magazine's May 2008 issue. You're welcome boyzzz.

CHEALSEA HANDLER ON THE VIEW

Chealsea tells the ladies of The View why she decided to become a full time Jew at age 5.

COUPLE ALERT!!!

Shannon Woodward and Andrew Garfield heat up the BAFTA's in London earlier this week. Shannon worked this dress by Zac Posen and her leading man looked hot in his Dolce & Gabanna tux.

ANDREW GARFIELD SHOOTING STAR...

Congratulations to Andrew Garfield on winning Best Actor award for his role Boy A during the British Academy Awards. Thats like a Golden Globe y'all. Andrew Garfield has already starred along side of Hollywood's greats in Lions for Lambs. Andrews latest project The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus has him parred up with the hottest leading men, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell. I predict an Oscar for this man in the next two years.

OMFG I JUST DIED, JUST KIDDING I'M A GHOST, JUST KIDDING I CAN'T DIE , JUST KIDDING I'M IMAGINARY...

My new favorite thing, just kidding I lied, just kidding it is, just kidding I can't believe I just found this, just kidding I watched it the first night it aired, just kidding I wrote that but I didn't, just kidding i can't write , just kidding I have no arms... ok ok , but this my new thing, just kidding it's not , just kidding it totally is.

MENA SUVARI SHOWS OFF HER NEW BOY SIMON SESTITO

What better place to show off your "music producer" boyfriend Simon Sestito then the Courvoisier LRG event in Los Angeles on April 17, 2008. What it do Mena? For some reason they look like they work as a couple. I love her so much so if she thinks he's down to date then I'm cool with him too. You get your thugish rugish on gurl!

Help Stop the Epidemic...

by Pierre Baltadano


I've learned to live with the ginger's in my life, but maybe our children won't have to know what ginger's are. Do your part.

LACK OF BLOGS...

Excuse # 1. Katy Katy Katy. As some of you may know my best friend Katy Perry's star has been rising quite fast lately and she's had photo shoot after photo shoot. So I've teamed up with super fashionista Johnny Wujek to style Miss Perry. Because, contrary to popular belief, that look does not come easy. As her sister Angela Hudson Perry says, "It takes a village to raise a Katy." As the divine miss Marilyn Monroe would say, "It isn't easy being Marilyn Monroe even if you are Marilyn Monroe".

Excuse# 2. That damn insurance has yet to cough up the FEDS for me to buy a new laptop. Eew. I was like, "Y'all stingy! It ain't no baby tiger...it's just a laptop!"

Excuse# 3. The Damn Internet in my F-N apartment is down, and it’s so time consuming to call the F-N phone company.

I promise from this very moment to put more conscious effort and time into giving y'all the newest and best shit for your fix.