"SHE'S GOING TO BE A STAR"...RAVE REVIEW

The LA Times gave miss Katy Perry a raving review.

"Points deducted for making the heart sign with her fingers. Points added for the scissor-kick off the monitor."

"Strawberry balloons. She’s gonna be a star."

For more on this review click here

PRESS-ISH ...READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Well, well, well. A shot out to the gays for her gay. I found this interview Katy Perry did for HX Magazine with Brandon Voss in the Pride issue.

"I’ll walk into a party with Markus and we’ll say, “If he’s your team, you can have him; if he’s on my team, I’m going to take him.” At the end of the night, someone ends up with him."

What are you doing Katy? I'm not a slut. Truth be told I haven't had a date in over a year. Yes, I've had a few drunken indiscretions but when I mean a few, I mean a few. OMG what a bitch, I'm trying to get married. And you know what they say, no ones going to buy the whole freakin ice cream truck when your handing out the popsicles for free.

For the rest of this very fairy interview click here

MACRIDA VS VICTORIA

Oh girl is pissed at Victoria Secret because she bought a deffective thong that "scratched" her eye. Why was the thong so close to her face is my question? The rru-eal story is that she was getting up to some nasty s*** and it broke. She was keeping it rru-eal and it went wrong.

BEFORE THE ECHO

by Pierre Baltadano

today i woke up with this in my head; swear i'm not depressed!


michael andrews - before the echo

ITS NICE TO WISH FOR THINGS TO WISH TO WANT... AGAIN, AGAIN

Things I had to have on Warped Tour '08 are: My laptop (MacBook Pro) , Supra Shoes, Kr3w skull t-shirts, a book (The Beautiful Fall), Shampoo (Nick Chavez), and something I cannot live without is my Black Berry. Oh and my flip camera. You're so most definitely welcome.

WANTED...

Is the feeling I had after meeting Anne-Marie Duff, wife of James McAvoy. She was at the after-party for her husband's LA premiere of Wanted that I went to with my mischevious friend Andrew Garfield who twisted my arm to go to this festive party. Just kidding, I will go to the opening of an envelope. EEk. Whatever I met this wonderfully sparkly and masterful actress. Click here to see a trailer of The Waiting Room.

Fun fact: James McAcoy "wanted," he he, and auditioned for the part in Lions For Lambs that Andrew Garfield snagged.

BRITISH KNIGHTS ARE BACK!

by Pierre Baltadano

Where they ever gone? I remember these and those Reebok Pumps and the L.A. Gear shoes. Wow, that goes way back. And those commercials! BK the shoes that are hot the shoes that are wow.

TEN MILLION THINGS AND THINGS!

by Pierre Baltadano

Comcast has been busy putting all those cable company monopoly monies to amazing use. Check out their new beyond-HD that is made up of 10-million pixels and cost the $22 million to produce from design through installation. It was built by a company called Barco for Comcast's new Philadelphia headquarters. I would love to play some video games on that bad boy (minus the ridiculous gaps created by the doorways) and it would make an insane computer monitor. So who will be the next contender in this piss contest?




[via Deputy-Dog.com]

JANE FONDA, ENTERPRISE WANTS THEIR HONDA ...

So I'm at Enterprise rent a car on Ivar and Yucca in Hollywood returning my car because I'm on Warp. So the guy at the desk is on the phone and is like can you tell miss Fonda we've been to the house twice and we are getting ready to have a tow company confiscate it. Hahaha. Sometimes celebrities are such assholes about that type of stuff. GIVE BACK THE CAR! Give it girl, giveit, giveit girl!

FU** BUDDIES ARE FOREVER ...

Chris Crocker is letting everyone one know that he doesn't want a pat on the back. He wants a pat in the sack. He doesn't want friends that don't want to fu** him. I'm picking up what he's laying down. Hahaha. Loud and clear Chrissy!

THE KISSY GIRL IN QUESTION ...

So for all you Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl and I liked it fans. I am going to reveal the girl that Katy can't help but kiss. Her name is Shannon Woodward and she's Katys BFF. Trust me, she's very kissable but it was all very innocent you perverts. Just ask her super actor boyfriend Andrew Garfield. You're Welcome...

WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW ...

So I write about Katy Perry and well it has been a Katy P packed week. It started off with stylist Johnny Wujek and I teaming up again to style Katy Perry's record release party. That meant styling Katy, Perez Hilton, four band members, two models, Katy's super assistant and friend Susanna Sansone, Pierre Baltadano, and Andrew Garfield. So you can say we had our hands full. For Katy we had three changes: Arrival, Performance, and after party. Her arrival we did a Mermaid-esque gypsy look with a pink, sequined costume top and a tight green high wasted skirt by Elsie Katz paired with green, sequined shoes by Mui Mui. For Perez Hilton, we did a Harold Zedler ring master inspration. We filmed Perez's fitting for Myspace Fashion's The Fit so look out for that.
Katy 2nd look was an ice cream dress by Jeremy Scott. Pink shoes by converse.

Katy's 3rd and final look was a yellow music note dress by Jeremy Scott and black and white bleeding shoes by Sergio Rossi

I was a Giant tomato, was meant to be a cherry, looked more like an apple. Shoes by Supra... You're welcome!

SOMEBODY ASKED...SO HERE'S MY ANSWER...

by Pierre Baltadano

So somebody asked what my issue was with the ginger people. Well this answers it best...

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER THESPIAN IN THE GROUP...

Just incase you missed Katy Perry's acting debut on the Young and The Restless. Oh I meant lesbian, BTW. He he. You're welcome!

WHEN KATY PERRY'S AWAY SISTER ANGELA WILL PLAY...

Friday night Katy Perry was out and sister Angela Hudson was in. I took stylist Melissa Woodury and Angela Hudson out to Hollywood's Club 86.

EMMA WATSON BEWITCHES CHANEL...

What a smart little witch. Emma Watson just scored a $3 million dollar contract with Chanel, replacing Keira Knightley according to the British Daily Mail. I never really think of Emma Watson in fashion but then I saw how hot she looked in Burberry.

NICK JONAS HAS A CRUSH ON KATHERINE HEIGL...

I hear she's a bitch... Just saying Nick.