JOSH GROBAN ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA...HERO STYLE!

Josh Groban performed May 16th 2008 in Bryant Park in New York City. Incase you missed it here you go. You're welcome!

MARKUS IS THE DRUG...FOR THE MEETING IN THE LADIES ROOM

by Pierre Baltadano

"Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood."

Funky Groove II sélectionnée dans Musique

MEGAN FOX IS TOPLESS...

I really don't have much to say about this because for some odd reason I really don't care. So I've been kind of sitting on this picture all day thinking should I post this boring picture of this very boring actress. Then, from out of nowhere, self said to self, "Yo, who cares? Post the damn picture already. Its a topless chic and that should be reason enough." So I did. You're welcome. And besides this is nowhere near as bad as that Vanity Fair "topless" super controversial photo of Miley Cyrus. Right?

PLAN FOR A SUMMER WEDDING ...

Thursday, the California Supreme Court, in a 4-3 ruling, shot down the state's ban on same-sex marriage. This ruling may allow gays to be hitched as early as mid-June. Holla! Go team Gay! I myself don't agree with gay marriage and equal rights. Gross! Can you imagine complete gay strangers that want nothing to do but be happy and share their lives with the ones they love ... OMG. That means you can actually provide health insurance to the person you care most about that happens to be the same sex as you. This is insane. Can you imagine the sight of a perfectly detailed wedding. I mean I think what you should be most afraid of is all the best wedding locations getting booked up. I mean can you imagine all the more opportunity's Britney Spears is going to get to have another shotgun wedding now that she's allowed to marry girls as well.

A NERD IS GONNA KILL A BITCH ANT IF THIS DON'T STOP

by Pierre Baltadano


So over in Texas they are apparently having a problem with crazy raspberry ants (pretty scientific name right?). These species of ants are thought to have come through the port from the Southeast or the Caribbean, cause that's where their cousins, the crazy ants, come from. They apparently spread like crazy, move around in chaos, and are attracted to electronics. The guys have even taken down some sewage pumping stations, computers, gas meters, and caused fire alarm malfunctions. They have even been spotted near NASA's Johnson Space Center. These guys are trying to invade space! Space! For more click on the link below.

[WRAL]

THE GREAT ISABELLA ROSSELINNI IS DOING PORN NOW!

by Pierre Baltadano

The international star has created a series with Sundance, which can be seen on Funny or Die, called Green Porno w/ Isabella Rossellini. She plays an earthworm, dragonfly, bee, and other insects. I loved her as Jack Donaghy's wife/ex Bianca on NBC's 30 Rock, but this is genius. Check 'em out...it's absolutely some crazy, funny, elementary school instructional vids on crack. Is bug sex NSFW?

MCQUEEN, A VERY SPECIFIC BRAND

Circus ring leader Alexander McQueen store opening party in West Hollywood drew in a very eclectic crowd. Not a big surprise considering all the big names went to Cannes.

Real life Ex Pimp Archbishop Magic Don Juan. This is too good. Don Juan's bio reads: "His life path was changed dramatically in 1985 after receiving a vision from the "Most High". Bishop retired from the Pimpin Game and founded his church and community assistance program in Chicago . He soon was bequeathed by his brethren the honored title of Archbishop.. Chuuurch!"



China Chow somehow smuggled an invite to the Mc Queen party. China is most famous for her movie role in 1998 The Big Hit . She wasn't! The best thing she could have done was sleep with Mark Wahlberg.


And what would a circus be without its Jester Top Model's Jay Manuel.

FINDING FASHION AS A PREGNANT MOTHER OF TWO

Angelina Jolie-Pitt at the Cannes Film Festival in France still finds a away to be fashionable even after being 6 months preggers with twins. Angie is wearing a dress by Thomas Wilde created by one of my favorite designers, Paula Thomas. Let's not forget to add, Angie is not going for comfort when she put on her Christian Louboutin heels. Maybe the swollen feet add to the cushioning.

BORED TO TEARS...

MySpace Presents: The Fit featuring Fergie

Fergie talks about her line of handbags for Kipling. Fergie describes her line as being a risk taker and a dare devil. I just threw up in my mouth. I generally love myspace The Fit but this one bored me to tears. I don't know maybe it's just to early in the morning and my coffee hasn't hit. For now I'm saying, "Chut up Fergie!" Sorry for also putting you through it. You know what they say, misery loves company.

FOR ALL YOU PERVS OUT THERE MILEY WANTS YOU TO KNOW...

She drinks milk. Advert reads: "Girl Power. Actress by day. Rocker by night. I’ve got to keep fit to keep up. So I drink milk. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of both worlds."

Mmm I want a milk moustache right now.

DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW THAT CLAUDIA SCHIFFER WAS CAT WOMEN

If she hadn't taken her top off for the cover of German Vogue 's June issue, I would have never guessed. Now how did the great and powerful photographer Mario Testino convince Claudia Schiffer to reveal her secret identity?

OMFG SET YOUR TIVO'S Y'ALL...GOSSIP GIRL SEASON FINALE

Because of the big break its hard to believe that this is Gossip Girl first season finale. So you won't want to miss all the OMG my daddy has more money then your daddy drama.

SO I'M BITTER...

I was a little bitter that I didn't get an invite from Anna Wintour to the 2008 Costume Institute Gala, aka the Met Ball. I mean, Anna, after all that we've been through. Ugh that was bitchy. But its ok I could have been invited then uninvited like Rachael Zoe(Damn thats cold!). Besides I've worked past it with a few sessions with my therapist. I'm sending you the bill BTW A.W.. I did want to comment on a few looks I loved.



Starting with Gossip Girl's Michelle Trachtenberg who showed up in this off-the-shoulder gold skirt gown. A 1976 Vintage Yves Saint Laurent. Touche my dear! Touche! Very Coquette of you. I also love the Cesare Paciotti clutch.




Wow... hottest couple went to Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen in Versace. I don't know who to be more jealous of? I would switch places with the both of them.


And finally Christina Ricci for best imitation of a lolly pop. Just kidding I loved her. She actually was my favorite of the night for emulating Wonder Woman (the lolly pop) in Givenchy.

BOYS AND THEIR TOYS

by Pierre Baltadano

I was checking one of my favorite gadget blogs today when I ran across this post titled, "The Most Horrifying Playstation 3 Ad Ever Makes Me Loyal to the X Box 360 for Life (NSFW)." It's a big red "Do Not Push" button right? So here is the ad...(click on it for larger pic)

...oh and I guess it's not safe for work (NSFW), even though it is only all implied.


[Gizmodo.com]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL CARE...

Do people still watch this show? I didn't even know it was on the air. I only care about this because for some reason I don't like Nicolette Sheridan. For no real reason other then I have this feeling she might be a really big bitch in real life . So with that being said, I had her kicked off ABC's forgotten show Desperate Housewives. That's right, I have that kind of power. I called creator Marc Cherry and he confirmed this to the Associated Press.

“Yes, Edie’s gone. She won’t be back for a few years.”

Who should I remove next?

DISASTER HITS CHINA...

The 7.9 magnitude quake toppled the small cites in the steep hills north of Sichuan's capitol Chengdu. This has been the worst earthquake in three decades, killing more than 10,000 people and trapping many more in layers of concrete. The earthquake took place mid afternoon on Monday, May 12, 2008 . For more on the earthquake click here.

This is so scary. I remember watching some earthquake thing on the history channel and they said LA is past due for some big earthquake. Eeeek! It freaks me out just writing that. This is why I need to remember not to take anything for granted. My friends, family, and everyday I get to just live life no matter how hard it gets. I'm so thankful to live another day. Wow. I didn't mean to get all heavy. Eew I love all of you! OMG whatamisaying?

SOUP ANYONE?

PENIS FLYTRAP...

by Pierre Baltadano

So I've hear of this disorder called Vagina Dentata but I don't know if it is just an urban legend. A friend sent me this clip and I am still not sure if it is real. What do you guys think? Oh and watch for a classic line starting around the 4:39 mark. Dentist?! Really?!


Also, has anyone seen that movie called Teeth?

LISTEN UP CHRIS CROCKER IS SPEAKING ...

"You look for love in everyone else but you."

COVER STORY... TILA TEQUILA

Check out the my girl Tila Tequila on the cover of June 2008 issue of Blender Magazine. She's talking all about finding love on the 2nd season of her hit show MTV's A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.

JOHN MAYERS TRAILER FOR HIS UPCOMING TOUR...

I have to say I really had no interest in John Mayer until a friend invited me to a concert he had at The House Of Blues in West Hollywood about 2 years ago. I was truly blown away on what a true performer and the passion he had for music. If you get the chance, I really really suggest catching JM (AKA Katy Perry's first love) if you have the chance.

KATY PERRY BLOGS TOO...

OMG. Hearing my song the radio for the FIRST TIME! GO GO GO GO! from Katy Perry on Vimeo.

I know when I first heard my first song on the radio I was also alone in some suite at the Ritz in New York. Just kidding it was the Sherton in Fresno. Just kidding it was a Motel 6. Just kidding it was Grandma's house. Just kidding. Just Kidding

MY TEXT TO KATY PERRY AT 3:30AM ...

Markus: I hate you! I was trying to go to bed after I had dinner with Shannon and Ron ... So I picked up The Notebook... And now I'm still awake and crying... I hope ur happy... And I believe ur out to ruin me... When you get back, let's find Ryan Gosling

Katy: It's the WORST right? It RUINED me. Uggh. Don't do it... It's the devil!

So the reason for the hate text is this. I was reading Katy's blog, as I do. She posted this sort of stance for romance after watching The Notebook. So last night I couldn't sleep and decided to pop in The Notebook thinking boring romance movie would surely put me down. Nope, it did the opposite. I think this maybe one of the greatest romance movies of all time. You're welcome!

THE REAL FIGHT CLUB...

by Pierre Baltdano

ESPN has this report of a real fight club that supposedly existed a little before the movie came out. You see, the weird thing is that it is in based in some IT guy's garage. It's nerds meeting once a month. Using vacuums, keyboards, handbags, and Martha Stewart Living. Hwha! I wasn't sure if it was a real report. Is it?

MACGRUBER! HE SENT MERYLL TO A CAMP WHERE THEY TURNED HIM BACK TO NORMAL!

by Pierre Baltadano



I loved the end cut of this clip.

THE APPLE STORE IN THE BEVERLY CENTER...

My niece is not that impressed with her uncle taking time to blog at the Apple store in the Beverly Center. She's 9 and her names Tahmia. Awww.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

If your mother was anything like my mother then this pictures says a thousand words.