BILLY ELLIOT IS VOGUE ...

The 2008 September issue of Vogue Magazine features model Caroline Trentini in this boys of Broadway Billy Elliot-inspired photo shoot.

BEST OF "POT PSYCHOLOGY"!!

by Pierre Baltadano

The doctors of Pot Psychology are in and they have released a Best Of video.  I love these kids.

                 
The Highest of Pot Psychology from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

IT PAYS TO BE REAL-ISH

Love them or hate them but The Girls of the hit MTV show The Hills are getting paid to be "real."  The salaries of these 'lil money makers have been released and I have to say I'm not that surprised. I actually thought they made a little more than these.

Lauren Conrad is banking $75,000 per episode.

Heidi Slut-tag whores $65,000 per BJ.

Lovely Audrina makes $35,000 per episode. (gurl you paying for dinner)

No drama Whitney makes $20,000 per episode.

Get it girls.

DEMI LOVATO NEW MUSIC VIDEO "GET BACK"

Ugh, I want to like Demi Lovato but I really can't get into this video and the song is kind of forgettable.  Sorry Demi Bore-vato...

COVER STORY... GYM CLASS HEROES

The Cookie Monster Travis McCoy and his wonderfully funny band mates have taken the Cover of AP Magazine in what is the perfect depiction of Warped Tour, Scary Jacked Up Carnival. Look at bassist Eric Roberts, right behind Travie, he is not fazed one bit by the scary roller coaster ride or the killer clowns. I believe the killer clowns are De Jesus and Danny.

Check GCH latest single COOKIE JAR ft THE DREAM

IS MATT DAMON POSSESSED

I don't think so. Its just a PSA called Voices, the ONE campaign's clever way to get peoples attention on ending world poverty. If you listen, you can here First Lady-to-be Michelle Obama's voice.

FRED IS BIGGER THAN MILEY CYRUS AND THE JONAS BROTHERS...

Kiran Chetry, 14, is dominating YouTube with his fictional 5 year-old character Fred.  I knew this kid was going to be big.  Kiran gets more views than Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers. Check out Fred's latest video below.

SOMEONE DOES NOT LIKE SIENNA MILLER...

Oh hells no!  Whose man is she fucking with that she has a girl, and you know it was a girl, spray painting "SLUT" on o' girl Sienna Miller's home.  I would check Kate Moss's bag first.  My second guess is that it's some angry girlfriend of some man that Sienna is probably fucking.  Excuse my French, I meant shagging.  I didn't mean to get all ghetto on y'alls asses like this person did on home girl's wall.  Eew that's rude.  Just knock on the door and call a bitch out.  Just keep it rrreal like that.  I always do, shoot!

Oh, that's right I just remembered that hoeing-ass Sienna broke up the marriage of Balthazar Getty. Girl, karma is a vengefully bitch.

VIDEO CHAT WITH FERRAS AND CHRIS CROCKER

Here is an old video chat I recorded with EMI recording artist Ferras and inter-web celebrity Chris Crocker.

Since the video, Ferras never came out to Texas to join Katy Perry and I on Warped Tour. Katy never performed at the Teen Choice Awards due to them being homophobic and scared of a little controversy.  Chris Crocker has taken his blue jeans off and put on a skirt and grabed his Manolo's and has moved to Hollywood.  So check out Christina's new web site MsChrisCrocker.com.  You're Welcome!

HOT DAD GAVIN ROSSDALE IS BRINGING HOME A BABY BOY

Gwen Stefani gave birth to baby boy Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale at 12:46pm today.  He weighed 8 1/2 lbs.  Gwen and Gavin already have a two- year old son Kingston. Congratulations to this beautiful family!!!  I do have to say the name is kind of crazy. Can you imagine this poor kid in school, while everyone is done with their test little Zuma will still be writing out his name. Too much.

THIS VIDEO IS WRONG...

...But it's hella funny.  I found this video on Travies blog and I'm almost positive it was a direct shot out to me.  I about fell out my chair with what the chubby girl does in the video.

IT'S BABY TIME FOR GWEN STEFANI...

Gwen Stefani and beautiful husband Gavin Rossdale has checked into the celebrity hospital of choice Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles and has scheduled a tummy tuck and lipo suction and I believe they are going to try to fit in the C-section.  I don't know but she will be skinny again No Doubt.  Hahaha I crack myself up!

MILEY CYRUS WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR HER BIRTHDAY PARTY...

This 'lil money maker has teamed up with Disneyland to have her Sweet 16 birthday bash, and it's only going to cost you a small children's discounted price of $250 dollars.  Tickets go on sale August 30 at 9 AM Mickey Mouse Time.

JORDIN SPARKS ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA

The bass player with the beaded goatee... your team Katy!

COVER STORY... LILY ALLEN

The September issue of Paper Magazine features Perez Hilton's BFF Lilly Allen.  Ok, so I have noooo problems with Lily and I love her music but I'm sorry, this Cover is the worst. Actually, I'm not sorry.  It looks like a "stylist" puked on her, then handed her a nasty ass burger and regular, un-diet, Coke.  Eeew and you know her breath is kickin after that burger.  That must have been a joy for the photographer.

JESSICA SIMPSON: AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER...

Well it's not Australian, but it is beer. Jessica Simpson is not only the face of Stampede Beer, she's also a partner taking 15% of the company and in return she will hold beer pong competitions at every concert.  JK, JK, JK! (Rowling). It's not a bad idea.  And, how does one drink smart? It should say, "Be Smart Drink Fart."  Behhhhhytter!

COVER STORY-ISH... MICHAEL PHELPS

I know when I was on the cover of the Wheaties box its was a lot like the cover of Michael Phelps Corn Flakes box, only different.

BORING ASS AVRIL LAVIGNE ON MYSPACE "THE FIT"

MySpace Presents: The Fit with Avril Lavigne


The soulless "punk" pop singer Avril Whore/Bore-vigne is showing myspace how to be put to sleep and have a good nights sleep by listening to her talk.

Be bored, sleep longer...

NEW TO ME ... SHAYNE WARD

The name sounded familar and, after a few clicks on the trusty Google, it all became very clear to me that I may be in love with the sounds of X Factor winner Shayne Ward.  Also, listen for the sick piano solo by my new pianist friend Eli Rise.  FYI the girl on the right was on that MTV modeling reality show 8th and Ocean. Lil Brit Brit.

NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY !!!

THE CHO SHOW PREMIERES ON THURSDAY...

The Korean Of The Year Margaret Cho has returned to television-ish with her new VH1 reality show "The Cho Show." I would say this may be TiVo worthy not only because of how funny I think Margaret's parents are but my friend/Comedian Selene Luna is on the show. So click here for a sneak peak... You're Welcome!

KATY PERRY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY...

Clearing the air with a fart from Katy Perry on Vimeo.
She's back to Vlog ... Get into it!

KRISPY KREME BACON CHEESBURGERS?

Sick!  I see about 25 heart attacks and I'm so freaked out by this.  During one of my daily treks through the interweb, I came across this horrible creation.  No wonder we have the highest rank in obesity.  Now I know Katy is just dying for one of these.  Since Perez Hilton is losing weight I wonder if he can eat one of these on his cheat days?

Eew I kind of want a bit, you know, for research purposes. You're Welcome!

JESSICA SIMPSON "REMEMBER THAT"

Okay, I actually like Jessica Simpson as a country singer, but these lyrics are hilarious: " Remember how we told you, you were stupid," and, "Remember when he pushed you in the hallway just enough to hurt a little bit." What?!?!

WELL LOOK WHO MADE IT TO THE TOP...

Huh, I never really took him for a top. Well people surprise you everyday. David is on top and #1 on iTunes with his single Crush.

JAMES FRANCO FOR GUCCI ...

Gucci has snagged James Franco and has the new celebrity spokesmodel in what is the first series of television commercials for Gucci by Gucci.

COVER STORY... ELLEN AND PORTIA

Pretty funny people do get married.  Ellen DeGeneres talk to People Magazine about marrying her long time girlfriend actress Portia de Rossi.

Portia on her special day- The love we felt from the people surrounding us, and the love we have for each other, made this the most beautiful and emotional day.

COVER STORY... MICHAEL PHELPS

U.S. Golden Boy Michael Phelps shows off his eight gold medals on the cover of the August 2008 issue of Sports Illustrated. This is Phelps 5Th appearance on the magazine.

LEO DICAPRIO'S NEW MOVIE TRAILER "BODY OF LIES"

OK Leo you need a whole new hook up. This movie is giving me "Blood Diamond." I think he may be going through some kind of psychological change in his life.

ESTELLE'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO "PRETTY PLEASE"

I love Estelle but I'm thinking this video is whatever and the eye makeup in the second half of the video freaks me out.

SEASON 4 OF MTV "THE HILLS" TONIGHT 10PM

My favorite non-famous famous girls are back. Including Slut-di Slut-tag.

WONDER(BRA)FUL DITA VON TEESE

I told you it was coming. Dita Von Teese has released her first Ad campaign photos for Wonderbra. Very sexy! She's giving curves. Katy look into your future. We all know who's responsible for those amazing red lips, our good friend and makeup artist Gregory Arlt.

Dita on her sexy ways- It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FOR, WELL, FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

I want my own label!   Justin Timberlake was shot for his clothing label William Rast.  It's a pretty smart move for his label cause 'lil child can just advance its image himself.  For free too! Oh, and he's looking alright don't ya think?

COVER STORY... PETEY WRIGHT

And the winner is Petey Wright, betting out the countless entries of pretty boys and not-so-pretty-but-really-scary-boys and despite some apparent contestant controversies. Cover boy and the new face of fall Petey has won the male model search put on by VMan and Ford Models.  You voted for him and I say you voted right.  The new comer was photographed by the famed Hedi Slimane, and perfectly style by Nicola Formichetti. I say he looks like a young Johnny Depp.


So I went to pick up this Quarterly's Fall 2008 Issue, as you all should, and couldn't help but notice the Hail To The Brief ART-icle on Belgian Calvin Klein Model Garrett Neff. Because of this picture I have enrolled back into my gym.  Thanks VMan

KATY PERRY SAYS GOODNIGHT...

Good night and Good bye Warped Tour


Love this Dolce and Gabbana dress on Katy... Love and miss our Warped Tour Family!!!