PARIS FASHION WEEK...SONIA RYKIEL

A kiss from Sonia to Sonia.  This Parisian ginger icon has decided to do an ode to herself. Why not. She is the "Queen of Knits." 

LAUREN CONRAD BLOGS TOO... I DON'T WANT UR MAN AUDRINA!!!

This is AKWARD for me! Lauren Conrad and Audrinda Patridge are in a fight. Guess why? Audrina's long time on again off again non boyfriend. He doesn't like labels. Lauren has been accused of sleeping with him. LC has blogged that this is definitely not true. She pretty much said she wouldn't touch him if they were the last people on earth and the human race depended on it. 

LC- "Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me." "This accusation is insulting on so many levels." "I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!"

If you care to read more click here.

"NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST" PREMIERE

Michael Cera and Kat Dennings arrive to their premiere at the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood last night.  I didn't think Kat was soooo vulumptuous. Giving me Victorian vogue. 

BROADWAYS "HAIRSPRAY" WILL END AT LUCKY NUMBER 6

Say goodbye to the Tony-nominated musical because it is ending its successful 6-year run on January 18, 2009. 

A DREAM COME TRUE! A MUZZLE FOR JESSICA ALBA AND HAYDEN PANETTIERE

Not a real one unfortunately, but for a second I thought what treat it would be if these two actually had a real muzzle on. I do think its great that they both are giving their time to support the "Declare Yourself" Campaign. 

SALMA HAYEK SPICES UP "30 ROCK"

The Emmy Award-winning show 30 Rock is set to have Salma Hayek guest star for two episodes according to the New York Post. 

VOTE!

As we have brought up before friends, it is so important to vote and get your opinion heard. Time is running out to register and in some states the voter registration deadline could have already passed. Remember, you can't vote unless you've registered so check out the links below for info on how to do it.

For Californians, go here to download or print out the form to register:
http://www.sos.ca.gov/nvrc/fedform/Default.aspx

For everyone else in the United States, go to this link, enter your address, and you will be provided links to your states registration website :
http://maps.google.com/vote

And for our worldwide readers, please encourage anyone you know who can vote in the US to do so because it can affect all of us.

thanks friends

markus and pierre

THE SARAH PALIN CHRONICLES: FUN TIMES WITH AN ALASKAN GOVERNOR, REPUBLICAN VP NOMINEE, AND MOTHER; BELIEFS, THOUGHTS, AND MUSINGS

by pierre baltadano

I know we've posted several of Sarah Palin's interviews and clips of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, but she is just too good.  Can't wait for the VP debate tonight on CNN.  The following clips will be several, but they will offer insight into the deep, cavernous, and insightful mind of this woman. I give you, The Sarah Palin Chronicles: Fun Times With an Alaskan Governor, Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, and Mother; Beliefs, Thoughts, and Musings

On Babies, Baby Killers, and Baby Killings Prompted by Rape

On Shoring Up the Economy, This Globalization That We are a Part of In This World, and On Healthcare Reform and, Oh, On Job Creation and Shoring Up the Economy

On "The Maverick," Examples of His Legislation, and On The Diligent Research Skills She'll Use to Bring Katie Couric More Info

On Her Belief That Individual States Can Best Handle What the People Within the Different Constituancies Within the Fifty States Would Like to See Their Will Ushered In In an Issue Like That, Mmm, and On How She Could Go Through the History of America to Find a Supreme Court Ruling to Take Issue With

On Comments That, "I don't know, you know, reporters," Mocked, Russian Trade Missions Back and Forth, and On Making Sure That an Eye is Being Kept on Russia as Putin Rears His Head 

J'ADORE CHRISTIAN LAROIX

Christian Lacroix showed in Paris today. Even when it's completely wild and unwearable, if you say it's a Lacroix, I will want it. You gogogo Lacroix!  OOO, I love it!

WHY I HATE THE VIEW'S ELISABETH HASSELBACK

My mother always said, "Never say hate," so I very much dislike Elisa-bitch Hassel-fuck. She only seems to see the one and only Republican prospective.  I love how she dodges all of Barbara Walters questions. Why won't Bawbwah fire her ass?

I LOVE WHEN KATIE COURIC INTERVIEWS SARAH PALIN

I think Katie Couric was, in a sly way, trying to see if Sarah Palin can read.

Just keep talking Sarah Palin. "I can see Russia from my house."

ANNE HATHAWAY ON WITH DAVID LETTERMAN

This was a kind of awkward interview for "us," us being Anne Hathaway and I of course. The Late Show host David Letterman would not give up talking about her past relationship woes with shady ex-boyfriend Rafaello Folleri. When it was obvi that she just wanted to talk about her new movie Rachel Getting Married.  I think Dave owes "us" an apology.

COVER STORY... VANESSA HUDGENS

High School Musical 3 star Vanessa Hudgens is on the cover Lucky Magazine for its November 2008 issue. She looks great-ish.  I'm just confused as to why she's wearing this grandma cardigan?

ASHTON KUTCHER AND DEMI MOORE ENDORSE BARACK OBAMA

VoteforChange.com

JEWEL ON "THE TODAY SHOW"

Country's newest newlywed Jewel talked with Today's Kathy Lee Gifford about getting married and her debut Country album.

KATIE HOLMES IS A HIT...

Thank God because I don't think she's had one since Dawson's Creek.  Arthur Miller's All My Sons starring Dianne Wiest, John Lithgow, Patrick Wilson and Katie Holmes is Broadway's highest grossing production bringing in $684,002 for the last week in September.

COVER STORY... THE GOSSIP GIRL GUYS

The November issue of Details Magazine are sporting the boys of the CW's Gossip Girl. Penn Badgley and Ed Westwick are giving me their best pout while Chace Crawford didn't get the pout memo and went for the death stare. OMFG!

TWILIGHT'S ROBERT PATTINSON GETS HIS WHISKY A GO GO ON...

Who knew Twilight star Robert Pattinson was a triple threat? Good looks. A fairly good actor from what I've seen. A singer AND a song writer. Well I guess that's four-ple threat.

So a small group of friends and I went down to the infamous Whiskey A GO GO on Sunset to support my new friend Robert Pattinson, not knowing if he would be any good, and I was pleasantly surprised to hear how well he could actually sing.  He was giving me conviction.

MADONNA'S DIRECTORIAL DEBUT

by pierre baltadano




I think it looks better than I would have expected.  Thoughts?

KATY PERRY "HOT N COLD" MUSIC VIDEO

HANNAH MONTANA'S GUITAR SHAPED PENIS ...

First its sweet, then its sour. Hahahahaha, I'm dirty.

MY BIOGRAPHY... "CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC"

MICHAEL CERA AND DENZEL WASHINGTON ARE THE SAME?

I really love Micheal Cera! I just think that his geekyness is so attractive. I can watch him talk for hours. Is that creepy? I can't wait to see Micheal in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. It comes out this Friday.  Eew I don't think I've ever sounded more like a stalker, except when I talk about Joe Jonas. I kind of talk that way about Zac Efron, John Mayer, Shia Labeouf, Suri Cruise, Chad White, the guy that does my dry cleaning, the waiter at Stork, this guy that I saw crossing the street. Oops! Too much?

KATIE COURIC INTERVIEWS SARAH PALIN AND JOHN MCCAIN ...

I really love watching Sara Palin in interviews. She's so clueless and its fun to watch John McCain try to back peddle for her. Amazing!!! It was John's best move picking Sarah Palin to be his running mate.  Genius!!!

MISS JACKSON, "IF UR NASTY", HOSPITALIZED

Janet Jackson was hospitalized after felling ill right before her concert in Montreal this week. The rhythm nation singer has put her 2008 Rock With U Tour on hold and hopes to reschedule very soon.

Did anyone else know that Janet was a Power Ranger? 

JANET JACKSON AND THE YELLOW RANGER ARE THE SAME

Pump it up Janet!

AN AMERICAN GIRL IN PARIS...

Katy Perry looks amazing as she arrives at the Patrick Demarchelier's exhibition party last night in Paris. Patrick is an amazing photographer who has shot for every major magazine and has photographed people from Leonardo Dicaprio to the late Gianni Versace.  Brilliant!

Gianni Versace. Paris 1992

Princess Diana. London 1990

Leonardo Dicaprio. 1999

LANCE BASS DANCES TO "I KISSED A GIRL"

This is actually pretty funny. Go, go, gay gadgets go!!!

COVER STORY... JAMES FRANCO

On the cover of Out Magazine November 2008 issue is the very hot, very talented actor James Franco. The question is "GOT MILK?" Well I don't drink milk but, for some reason, looking at this cover I've never wanted milk so badly in my life. Haha, I'm talking about the movie of course. That's right, James Franco stars opposite Sean Penn in the new Gus Van Sant's biopic called Milk about slain gay San Francisco politician Harvey Milk.

Sean Penn tells Madonna- "I just broke my cherry kissing a guy."

That guy was James Franco. Damn, so lucky Sean Penn!

SELENA GOMEZ... ONE OUTFIT, TWO DIFFERENT MORNING SHOWS

Ouch! Who lied to Selena and told her this would be ok? Seriously it takes ten to fifteen minutes to change to your next outfit.  She could have taken the pins out of her hair, changed her blouse, and, just like magic, a whole new outfit. Tis, tis my little witch.

Ok, so as I'm writing this post my friend Rob Williams AIM's me and I ask him about it and he says, "I think this makes her seem normal. Like a librarian."

What do you think?

EMMA WATSON AND EVA GREEN ARE THE SAME

These two are sporting similar looks as they arrive to the Christion Dior fashion show in Paris.  Emma it's time to get out your wand.  Poof! Eva be gone.

KATY PERRY FINDS FRIENDS AT THE CHRISTIAN DIOR SHOW

Well this is a trio I didn't expect to see together in one place. The Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2009 fashion show in Paris had a full house. Lilly Allen, Dita Von Teese and Katy Perry, and if you look closely you can see a bit of Emma Watson next to KP. Oh and above both of them is Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes. I'd notice that tattoo sleeve anywhere.

My good friend Rob Williams says- "Lilly Allen is one season away from not being in this photo. Look at how much more polished Katy and Dita are."

Amazing! So very true Rob.

NANCY PELOSI SPEACH BEFORE THE BAILOUT VOTE

Interesting! How much do you think Nacy Pelosi's speech affected the Bailout vote? 

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES BRING IN THE RATINGS

The ladies of Wisteria Lane have proven they have staying power, bringing in 18.4 million viewers for their premiere episode Sunday night.

SELENA GOMEZ ON THE VIEW ...

I'm not going to lie. I've sat down and watched a few episodes of The Wizards Of Waverly Place. I love it.

NEW FRAGRANCE BY GWEN STEFANI " HARAJUKU LOVERS"

Gwen Stafani has released her new fragrance at Sephora. She gives you five choices to choose from: Music smells like Vanilla; Baby smells, well, like a baby; Lil Angel smells like a pineapple; Love is a sweet floral smell. G, that stands for Gwen, smells like coconut. Very cute!

LOOKS LIKE I KNOW WHAT KATY'S GETTING ME FOR CHRISTMAS

A Katy Perry Doll. It's a limited edition doll so get them now! The doll retails at $49.99. As of now the pre-orders are SOLD OUT! To be added to the waiting list click here. You're welcome!

HEATHER LOCKLEAR DUI MUG SHOT

Melrose Place actress Heather Locklear was arrested after a call was made to 911 saying they just saw a women leaving a parking lot acting strange and driving erratically in Montecito, California.

Heather, now 47, was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. She was later released from custody.

Girl, this is not a good look! Maybe I should show you the video again.

WHAT DOES JAMES FRANCO HAVE IN COMMON WITH MADONNA?

Umm, they both made out with Sean Penn. That's right Sean and James share a passionate french kiss in their new movie Milk, where Sean Penn plays an openly gay San Francisco politician Harvey Milk. Huh, what an ironic name for a gay man. Milk, does a body good.



James Franco says- “After our kiss Sean texted Madonna and said, I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. I thought of you. I don’t know why. “

HEAHT LEDGER's DAUGHTER MATILDA INHERITS ESTATE ...

Heath Ledger's parents and sister have renounced their claim to the actors $18 million dollar estate and has gifted it to his 2 year-old daughter Matilda who was not named in the will because it was made before she was born.

MAKING THE VIDEO WITH KATY PERRY

Making of the "Hot N Cold" Video

ITS CALLED "LIGHT" FOR A REASON

So Friday night Terminator's Leven Rambin and Mia Moretti came over so I could dress them for this BlackBerry party in Bevery Hills. So we get all dolled up. Leven wore a dress from Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent and I wore my usual black on black. Anyways, you know those nights you'd rather just stay home and hang out with your friends than go out? Well this night, we realized that a little to late. But thank the Lord for subway and Pizza Bella! Or else Mia would starve; girl need a meal every hour!

GIRL MEETs BOY...RACHEL BILSON

This week at the launch of her new clothing line with Macy's for DKNY, 'lil girl was giving me more Samantha Ronson than Summer from the OC. Maybe she was taking a queue from Katie Holmes androgynous. Either way, Rachel is beautiful. But all this world needs is another clothing line. Ooo, I can't wait for my clothing line!!!

COVER GIRL ELLEN DEGENERES AND WIFEY PORTIA DEGENERES SAY "VOTE YES ON PROP 2!"

The happy newlyweds took some time Sunday night in Los Angeles to host Vote Yes! On Prop 2 Party. It's to spread awareness of and hopefully put an end to animal cruelty. We should all support our animal friends. This isn't saying that we shouldn't eat meat, it's just saying the animals that do feed us should be treated fairly while their alive. Although after watching this video below you may not want to eat meat. You're Welcome!

PARIS FASHION WEEK... GARETH PUGH

With a mix of the Queen Elizabeth, the Golden Ages, and The Cell with Jennifer Lopez, Gareth Pugh has created an elaborate and theatrical picture that I've found myself very involved with. I can see the beauty and mystical world Gareth has created but I wonder what the downmarket store product may look like. Bravo Gareth.

PARIS FASHION WEEK ... IVANAHELSINKI

This young Scandinavian line has caught my attention with its animal prints and summer breeze dresses. I could see Katy Perry sporting a few of these dresses and tiger-print leggings.

KARL LAGERFELD AND ANNA WINTOUR FOR FENDI

Both fashion icons attend the Fendi Spring/Summer '09 fashion show in Milan. I love that Anna Wintour is giving me woman in control by holding two phones in her hand even though she has two assistants sitting right next to her.

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