THIS IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE IN VEGAS... FULL DISTURBIA

KATY PERRY IS ESTELLE'S AMERICAN GIRL...

Katy Perry and British singer Estelle hung out in New York.

Fun Fact: Katy's bus driver for Warped Tour is now Estelle's bus driver for her tour.

KATY PERRY PERFORMING "I KISSED A GIRL" ON " THE TODAY SHOW

Katy Perry, alongside Jesse McCartney and the Pussycat Dolls, all performed on The Today Show as part of their Songs Of Summer Special. I Kissed A Girl being "THE" song of the summer of course. I love my 'lil strawberry girl!

RUMER WILLIS SET TO GUEST STAR ON "ARMY WIVES"

G.I. Jane's very own is going to guest star on the Lifetime series Army Wives. On a side note, I think Rumer looked uh-mazing at her premiere for The House Bunny.

MICHAEL PHELPS ON "THE TODAY SHOW"

Olympic Golden Girl Michael Phelps was on the Today Show August 28th. I would love to swim with him any day.

COVER STORY... "THE HILLS" LAUREN, LO, AUDRINA

Roommates Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge show off their team spirit on the cover of TV Guide. Team being Team Lauren of course. This is a pretty funny cover. If I had to choose I would be Team Lauren for sure because I despise Heidi and Spencer. I guess we should be expecting a Team Heidi Slut-tag cover.

LAUREN CONRAD ON JIMMY KIMMEL

MTV's The Hills Lauren Conrad had a laugh with Jimmy over Heidi's music video.

HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING AND ANGEL...

Because Victoria Secret has signed model Doutsen Kroes to their heavenly family. This glamazon is from the Netherlands and is only 23. I'm absolutely head over heals for this one.

SELENA GOMEZ NEW MUSIC VIDEO "TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW"

It's very Disney appropriate. Selena Gomez: Fun,hip,young and way better than her BFF Demi Lovato's music video. I did have a problem with the last outfit for the dance sequence but the rest was great and she look good. But that damn giant gold tie was so annoying.

LOVE IS THE DRUG ...

THANKS AMY LYNN...

WTF MARKETING PEOPLE! THIS IS SAD...

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Say no to racism people.

HEY EVERYONE, IT'S KATY PERRY AND IT'S KATY PERRY...

On iTunes Top 20 that is ... Snagging the #10 spot with I Kissed A Girl and the #11 spot with Hot N Cold.

KATE HUDSON A THEIF?

A Group of nerds from 220 Laboratories say that Hudson and queen friend David Babaii maliciously and back-stabingly stole their eco-friendly top-secret recipe of hair products.  Wow, Kate Hudson is a liar and cheat and a Meth addict and I wish I never laid eyes on her soft curls.  I should have never let her seduce me while her little gay minion stole our nerd hair formula.  Damn it!

HARRY POTTER ON CONAN O'BRIEN...

So I'm actually a big fan of Daniel Radcliffe, the English actor from all those witchcraft movies, but Harry is not on Conan to talk about the big screen, rather, the big stage Broadway. Daniel is promoting his second starring appearance in Equus. First appearing in London, Danny has now moved to New York to get naked.  Just kidding.  But no really he does go nude. I'm checking on tickets to New York right now.  He is of legal age now after all.
                  

NOT A GOD LOOK DEMI LOVATO ...

Demi Lovato pulled a Beyonce at the Jonas Brothers concert in Chicago on Sunday.  With Mean Girls Miley Cyrus and Mandy-something on your heels, you don't want to give them any ammunition girl.

EVA LONGORIA'S DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES PROMO PHOTO

In the 5th season of DHW has Wisteria Lane's hottest MILF is living in the year 2013. Huh?! Time, travel, speed.  I wonder if the future shows if this show will actually be on the air?

THE DARK KNIGHT ...

 I give the Dark Knight one thumbs up and and three fingers down, you can decide which fingers.  I know I'm a little late with this review but hey, I've been on tour y'all.  I thought Heath Ledger was brilliant and scary and he really keeps you held you into the movie.  Christian Bale as Batman had that horrible deep gargle in his voice and it drove me insane.  My last finger down was for the poor, poor casting choice on hot leading lady, which should not have been Maggie Gyllenhaal.  For the longest time I thought she was Two Face because it looked like one side of her face was a little downsey.  Just kidding I think Maggie is terrific in other films, just not in this one. Her acting was never believable the entire movie.  So I guess I'm missing another finger down...I don't know, I can't count right now?

KARL LAGERFELD AND MARKUS MOLINARI ARE THE SAME!

KARL LAGERFELD IS UN-BEAR-ABLE...

The Iconic fashion God just went baby chic with a cute 'lil bear made in his image, although I have a feeling its not going to be children snagging this limited edition KL teddy bear.  Only 2,500 were made and will launch at Neiman Marcus in September for $1,500.  Well I have a similar thing going on with my Teddy that I've had since I was a little Bambino;  Karl makes his teddy wear sunglasses, I make mine wear a fedora.  SAME!

COVER STORY... 90210

September issue of Nylon Magazine shows off the girls of our favorite area code 90120. This Bitch is back! With a much younger, hipper, fresher group of ho's. Starting with Shenae Grimes, Anna Lynne McCord and Jessica Stroup. I really hope they bring the fashion!

CLAM CHOWDER AND RAISINS, WITH A TOUCH OF TOMATO BASIL ...

NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!

So rumor has it (and by rumor I mean cold hard facts!) that Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long have been getting quite close lately. The two have been seen cuddling and canoodling around Hollywood. Wow, I wonder if Kristen could be the reason for Drew and Justin breaking up. I heard it was Drew who knew that Long was in need of an adieu, but who knows.

ZAC EFFRON WET T-SHIRT ...

Just another chance to see Zac without his shirt. Thank you!