Oh shit it's on! Rapper 'Lil Jon has come out with his own wine label. "It kind of came out of nowhere," Lil Jon told The Associated Press of his new venture, Little Jonathan Winery. "We were just going to do some private label stuff (for parties) and we did it, and people was like, `Hey, it's pretty nice.'" Then I were like, "Hey, this is some funny shit." He continues, "My full name is Jonathan. The wine is more nature: I wanted to not just have a direct connection, but make it just a little bit more upscale than regular 'Lil Jon.' ... This is not no ghetto Boone's Farm; this is some real wine." This ain't no lie people and I isn't lying, 'Lil Jon has come up with some wine. Think I can get some of this at Costco?
If you didn't take my advice and TIVO Ferras last night on Jay Leno, worry not because I have it for you. Not only did Ferras give another beautiful performance, he looked great wearing a suit by Lanvin and silver Gucci shoes. You know, the ones I have to have. I also enjoyed the back up from the string section. It gave a sort of light breeze.
THE LA GALAXY TAKES OUT THE SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES...
by Pierre Baltadano
After a humiliating start to their season losing 4 nil to Colorado (thanks new keeper Cronin for saving none of those), the Galaxy came back in their home opener by beating the San Jose Earthquakes, which had Galaxy goalkeeper Joe Cannon and coach Frank Yallop. The 2-0 victory was also great because we saw David Beckham and Landon Donovan starting to play off of each other in a significant way, each having an assist on each other's goals. I am glad that this is the first game that I attended because it would have killed to have seen the last one in person. Oh and I don't know if I, like most sites, would consider this David Beckham's first MLS goal. You see, during Beckham's second game back in August, I saw him score a goal for the Galaxy in the Superliga but I think it's not being counted because it wasn't a REGULAR season game. Whatevs. Also in attendance was Beckhams lady friend Victoria and the LA Laker's Kobe Bryant (MVP!).
Here's the vid of David Beckham's FIRST goal playing for the Galaxy.
MADONNA IS SAVING THE WORLD...ONE KID AT A TIME...
According to Reuters, Madonna has received the blessing of the Malawian government for the complete and legal adoption of David Banda with the courts now left to give the final go ahead. She is on her way to saving the world one child at a time...now she has less than 4 Minutes to save the world. What will she do-oo? Lemme get JT on the phone to see what the plan is.
Sherri Shepherd, The View co-host and Mrs. Tracy Jordan on NBC's 30 Rock, on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno discusses her "Lose 30 lbs. or Lose a Leg Diet," comes onto Becks, dishes on her relationship with Barack Obama, and on being confused for a hooker. Check it out y'all.
Woody Allen is not happy with the company for using his image to promote the basic cotton tee line. This billboard popped up in California and New York last May so my question is, why wait for a whole year to go by to sue? I think someone is pulling a publicity Sally on us. Or maybe he wants to get in on the action of photographing the young girls that appear in the American Apparel Ads. Oh you know what would be great if Woody let Dov Charney the CEO of AA use the pictures that he took of his wife/daughter Soon-Yi back in the day. Mr. Allen loves under age girls so much he wants to take them behind a middle school and get them pregnant! Ouch truth hurts doesn't it? You're welcome. I think these two pervs are like to peas in a pervert pod.
MARISA MILLER AT THE LAUNCH OF VICTORIA'S SECRET SWIMWEAR
Marisa Miller/ Jessica-Simpson-look-alike shows us that there is life after Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover...life-ish. Marisa was honored to show off the new swimsuit line at the Victoria's Secret Store, Herald Square in New York on April 2, 2008.
The May 2008 issue of Cosmo Magazine features Fanboy star Kristen Bell. I actually like her in Heroes and can't wait to see her in Fanboys Directed by Kyle Newman. Sorry nerds but I don't think I'll be boycotting this flm.
The Sun reports that the Wonderbra spokes model has a hardcore same sex video that has surfaced on the web. Apparently the x-rated clips show the Burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese being stimulated with a sex toy by another woman. Hey girl hey. This is funny because it's hot but it just has me wondering. Had this been some kind of guy on guy celebrity it would have ruined his career. This is going to help her career. So good job Dita and touche to your publicist. If you loved this write up, then you'll love Katy Perry's new song I Kissed A Girl on her myspace page.
Madge talks all about staying in shape, her family, and her new album Hard Candy in the May issue of Elle Magazine." "There are no short cuts to being Madonna. It’s all about hard work. There is no easy way. If you want to know how I look like I do, it’s diet and exercise and constantly being careful."
I have been informed that this amazing top Madonna is sporting is Neal Sperling. Apparently she's in love with him. She even used his clothes in her new video with Justin Timberlake. For more on Neal Sperling's clothes click here. You're welcome!
It's hard to watch Ellen Page in a dress. Here, Janeane Garofalo's 'lil sister showed up to the screening of "Smart People" at the Landmark Sunshine Theater in New York on March 31, 2008.
Now Mariah Carey is on her European tour promoting "Touch My Body". Mariah arrived at the Hotel Georges V on March 30, 2008. Lil white/black gurl is on a roll. GOGOGO!
The early 90's boy band is planning to announce their comeback tour on the Today Show April 4th. I think they should call the tour No Country For Old Men. Bitchy Molinari! Really, do we want to see 40 year olds dancing on stage? No-no. No, no.
...In choosing his break "out" movie role. Trevor Wright plays the lead role of Zach in Shelter, a subdued coming of age story about a young man dealing with being gay, living life for himself, and pursuing his dreams of going to art school. Aiding him in his journey is the talented and handsome Brade Rowe (Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss) as Shaun, the older brother of Zach's best friend, who becomes Zach's lover and main support. Shelter is a great movie the gays, straights, bi's, hot tranny messes, and everyone could enjoy; yes there are gay kissing scenes but this movie feels more like everyday life than gay statement and that's what makes it effective and relatable. Check out V Magazine's interview with Trevor this month. Oh... and Shelter is a spring limited release so go out and see it now. Available on DVD this summer. For the trailer and dates check out the Shelter site.
