Trash-douche-tacularness! Yess!

by Pierre Baltadano


I normally don't post on shit like this but I just had to. Heidi Montag apparently had a "fashion show" for her new line Heidiwood for Anchor Blue (has a ring to it don't you think?). Heidi displayed great vintage 1990's midwest Junior High wear that speaks to the double-wide fashionista in everybody. I remember reading an article where Heidi says Lauren Conrad's line was too expensive and that she had more cred than Lauren. "When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development," said the budding fashion designer Ms. Montag. I've seen Lauren Conrad's line and I'll say that although it's uninspired, it's okay and very wearable. Now, if my sister wore this Heidicouldnot for Anchor Blue stuff, I'd ask her how much Oscar the Grouch pays out his girls for pulling tricks on trailer park lane. I'd say Montag's half a term studying Fashion Design is totally reflecting.

Above is what some saw....but here is what I saw...

JUST INCASE U MISSED KATY PERRY ON CARSON DALY ...

YOU'RE WELCOME!

MADONNA LOVES KATY PERRY !!!

Talk about a seal of approval. Love Love Love Madonna. Now I just need her to say " Markus is the drug is my favorite blog site'.

KATY PERRY BACKSTAGE ON LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY

by Pierre Baltadano

Sadly, I missed the taping of my homegirl Katy Perry singing "UR So Gay" on Last Call with Carson Daly (I caught it on the TiVo though!) but here she is in a backstage interview.

TODAYS MYSPACE FEATURED ICON... JARED LETO

Jared Leto talks about his role in Chapter 27

Today April 8th 2008 Myspace Celebrity featured Jared Leto for his new movie Chapter 27 also staring Lindsey Lohan. Jared plays John Lennon's killer and had to gain over 60 pounds for the role. For more on your favorite celebrities go to Myspace Celebrity.

COVER STORY... DENISE RICHARDS

I wish this cover for Shape was more like a Cover Up story. She does not look good. Oh hey.

HOW CAN YOU NOT WATCH 30 ROCK

It's the best show on Earth! So don't be a fugly stupid biatch and watch new episodes of 30 Rock beginning this Thursday. (Hmm...I guess I do watch some television)

KYLIE MINOGUE ON ELLEN

Loves me some Kylie...

WHERE DID THIS AVRIL GO?

I was on iChat with Chris Crocker and he sent me this youtube saying how fucking in love he was with Avril Lavigne. Do you remember when you used to love Avril Lavigne? Check out this video of Avril in Japan in 2002. At the end of the video she says, "I'm gonna put on a real rock show. No background dancing.. it's gonna be real." Look who has back up dancers now.

PROJECT RUNWAY IS MOVING TO LIFETIME

The hit Bravo show Project Runway is packing up its sewing kits and moving to the Lifetime network. PR has signed a five year deal with Lifetime (Television for Women & gay men & sensitive men) .

JONAS BROTHERS IN "CAMP ROCK"

Jonas Brothers star in a new Disney Original Movie Camp Rock.

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE ON THE VIEW

Christina Applegate is on The View promoting the return of her ABC sitcom Samantha Who?. After watching her on The View and hearing her talk about her character on the show, I have to say that if I watched television I would check this show out.

VICTORIA BECKHAM ACTS LIKE A BABY FOR MARC JACOBS

What is up with this campaign? I love how Marc doesn't have traditional ad campaigns but this is retarded.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER ON "TODAY" SHOW...

SJP is promoting her new movie Smart People also starring Dennis Quaid and Ellen Page. I case you didnt know Sarah has a clothing line called Bitten that is super super affordable. SJP's Manifesto is, "It is every woman's inalienable right to have a pulled-together stylish, confident wardrobe with money left over to live." I think it's a great thing and is a sort of testament to Sarah's character.

SHANNNNIE! AS DI DI MALLOY ON FX'S THE RICHES...

by Pierre Baltadano


Been catching up on The Riches over the weekend and enjoying it a bunch. Here is a clip of the wonderful Shannon Woodward singing to the bitches. Catch more of The Riches Tuesdays at 10 on FX or catch up on hulu.com

DATING WITH MAX AND JASON ...

BUSH'S WAR...

by Pierre Baltadano

Bush's War is a two-part series is probably gonna get PBS's funding cut some more but they have done something remarkable by not only putting together a documentary on the beginnings of the Iraq war and in posting it online, they have also given access to excerpts that were cut for time by including. That's around 400 hrs of free footage that the people have access to. Doing this is also so much more engaging for those that want to go more in-depth into a documentary that already promises to give unprecedented inquiry and coverage to such a sensitive subject. Thanks PBS and Frontline. That's that for the politics. Oh, and here's hoping I don't get followed for life for posting this.