KATY PERRY BLOGS TOO...

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Here is Katy Perry on set for her shoot for the cover of Santa Barbara Magazine.

OUT AND ABOUT IN HOLLYWOOD

I had two Shane West sightings today. One at Solar de Cahuenga in Hollywood. That's were I was enjoying my black iced coffee with and extra shot of expresso. If your ever in the area for lunch I suggest getting one of their savory crepes. Matt Beckley's favorite is the chicken pesto crepe. I know because Matt kept me company while I blogged today. So yes Shane was there eating lunch. Later that night I ran into Shane at The Green Door in Hollywood after going to the What Happens In Vegas premiere. So I think we can officially call Shane a Hollywood Hipster. Shane is currently set to start working on three films this year. Go go go!

MISS BIMBO...

by Pierre Baltadano

This one totally flew under my nose. The Today Show's Ann Curry aired a clip about an online game that's all the rage in Europe. It's called Miss Bimbo and it is a Barbie Doll meets paper doll meets Tamogachi thing where people can raise a Paris Hilton of their own. Little eight year-old children are apparently getting in on it too. All I know is that after watching this alarming report, I want to make my own Miss Bimbo. I have hopes that when I do, she will be loved, taken care of, and sent to university just like all good little bimbos should.

MADONNA SHOWING KATY PERRY LOVE, AGAIN!!!

This is so sick. So this morning, my girl Karli Henriquez from MTV TR3S show "Karlifornia" calls me blowing up my phone saying, "Madonna is on the Ryan Seacrest's Morning Show talking about Katy Perry again!" I couldn't believe it. So I had my girl Karli, who is very tight with Ryan Seacrest, send me the audio. And she did. So you know I'm sharing it with you. You're welcome! I'm thinking a Madonna, Katy Perry tour is in order.

COVER STORY... EMILE HIRSCH

If you haven't picked up the latest issue of Flaunt Magazine, you might just be missing out on what Issue #93 has to offer. It's our favorite indie boy Emile Hirsch. Emile talks to Flaunt about doing a big budget movie and the challenge of working with a green screen on Speed Racer.

Issue #93 also shares a few behind-the-scenes shots of Mila Kunis who is best know for her role as Jackie on That 70's Show and as the voice of Meg on Family Guy. Beautiful Mila has effortlessly moves from the small screen to the big screen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

JOE JONAS STANDS UP FOR MILEY CYRUS

Joe Jonas speaks out in support of his friend Miley who got a lot of flack for her Vanity Fair shoot and the scandalous green bra pix.
Joe J on the subject:
"We're good friends of hers, and we got her back and we love her to death!" He continues, "As much as they say no one's perfect and everybody makes their mistakes, I think it's the way you handle it and come out of it [in] the proper and respectful way."

COVER STORY ...JESSICA SIMPSON

J Simpson is on the cover of the June issue of Glamour Magazine. Jessica talks about her love for Tony Romo. “I’m in love,” Jess says, “Big Time. It’s only four months. I can’t believe it. It feels like forever. I love this guy….I think it’s ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he’s an athlete. I was always, an athlete? Heck no.”

I've hung out with Jess and I really believe her when she says she's in love. Tony couldn't be nicer. Such a respectable guy. Happy for them. I mean, happy for us.

IN LOCAL NEWS...

The tackiest Hollywood night club/restaurant Basque was set, I mean caught, on fire. Firefighters were called to Hollywood and Vine at about 5:30AM. The black cloud of smoke could be seen for miles, and in Hollywood that required eight helicopters to capture what, Pierre thinks, was just the city sanitizing the club from all the slutty vaginer lice and the dirty old man pube mice. Just kidding I went there every Tuesday day, just kidding it was everyday, just kidding they wouldn't let me in, just kidding they said I could come whenever I wanted. Just kidding .

GQ ASKED THE BIG QUESTION... WHY ARE WE AFARID OF A NAKED MAN

GQ Style Magazine has put out The Naked issue and right in time for summer. Just kidding. But seriously, this does get me inspired to hit the gym a little harder... hehe I said harder. No this really is a great article. Addressing why men have such a huge problem with other naked men? Why can women complement each other's bodies all day long? They can say things like, "You have such nice breasts," "She has a great ass. I love her body," and nobody bats and eye or passes judgment. Why cant men admire other men's physiques with out it being sexual? Why is acknowledging another man's body so gay? It's a great issue for both men and women. I really recommend taking a look. Don't worry, your not "GAY" if you do.

THE MARKY- KATE OLSEN LOOK IN 5,4,3,2,1...

Here is MK at The Tribeca Film Festival, attending a dinner put on by Chanel. So Step 1 in acheving the Mary -Kate: Put your favorite black bra on. Step 2: Find an old, black, sheer long-sleeved Rick Owens shirt. Step 3: Black sheer leggings. Step 4: Grab that Chanel skirt Karl Lagerfeld just sent to your hotel room and put that bitch over Step 1 and 3. Finally, Step 5: (and ladies, only do step five if you don't wanna look like a hot tranny mess) Grab your a Vintage, but new from Maxfield's, sport coat, the blue one of course. Oh and this isn't a step, just common knowlegde, don't leave home without your Chanel Clutch. Where else you gonna stash that joint. And that's how you pull off the Markus Molinari. I mean Marky- Kate Olsen. You're welcome. Oh shit, I forgot to warn you that most of these steps can't be pulled off unless you're famous or the Crazy Robertson Guy.


Oh, and Blake Lively came to the dinner too but nobody cared because hellour MKO showed up. Just kidding, they would have cared had they noticed.

BAD NEWS BEARS...

What is in the air? Today my roommate got her purse jacked downtown. I know when I was held at gun point your mind suddenly gets very clear. Then my instinct kicked in and said folks are desperate and jacking shit all over town. So I suggest keeping a shiv (aka knife) very close to you, maybe tucked in a sock, or stashed in the yard, or, even better, you can go to the military and have them turn you into a bionic defense system.

MYSPACE CELEBRITY GOES BEHIND THE SCENES WITH CHRISTINA RICCI

Christina Ricci on Speed Racer

Christina Ricci talks about screen testing for Trixie in Speed Racer. Myspace celebrity caught up with Christina on the set of her People Magazine shoot. From the looks of the background, it was in some junk yard or field. Or maybe X-tina was preparing to reprise her role in Black Snake Moan.

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT...

Who wouldn't. OK! You wanted it and it's finally here. Katy has released her single I Kissed A Girl on iTunes and AmazonMP3. Take a listen here and then go buy this joint and tell all your friends to buy it because this is one song you won't want to share or download illegally.

COVER STORY... THE HILLS

The Hills girls are on the latest issue of Rolling Stone. I love Whitney, Lauren and Audrina. Those three girl's look good.

CHRIS CROCKER VS PEREZ HILTON

Looks like we have a bit of a rivalry between two of Internet's most influential people. Chris Crocker sported "Fuck Perez" across his chest earlier this week while walking down Robertson Blvd in Beverly Hills. Wonder what Perez has done now?

THE BITCH IS BACK...

Please tell me you caught the new episode of Gossip Girl. Hellour! Michelle Trachtenberg debuted her bitchy character Georgina on last nights episode of Gossip Girl. Michelle was the perfect choice in spicing up this already popular TV hit. She's the reason I started watching this season. I also noticed the massive clothing budget increase. Blake Lively's character Serena sported a pretty pricey Burberry bag while Georgina carried the coveted Gucci python. Oh hey OK! Check out more of Gossip Girl's dramatic story lines and high end fashion every Monday night at 8pm ...

FALLING DOWN BY SCARLETT JOHANSSON ...

Look, I think she's hot! Great Lips! Huge Boobs! As an actress I think she ruins every movie thats she's in; might just be me but I'm pretty sure it's not. (I did like her in Match Point). Now as a singer, I think she's really bad and this first single, Falling Down is pretty self explanatory and F-N annoying. I even listened to it three times to make sure I wasnt being too harsh. So Scarlett I say stick to acting-ish because you are pretty to look at. Just kidding, I love every thing you do!

Oh Really Heidi Mon-tacky ?

Heidi Montag pulled out her best tear jerking performance for her fans on Monday night in an interview to Access Hollywood. I have no doubt this was a traumatic experience for Heidi but leave it to this fame whore to use the memory of her brother to promote her show and bash Lauren Conrad. Why did she not talk about it earlier or wait for another time? Hmm...cause it's convenient now. And don't think I didn't notice Heidi's new lips . I'm sure she got them just for the interview. I bet the tears in the interview were because of the amount of pain her face was feeling from all the work she's had done. Just kidding I think she's a lovely girl... just kidding she's a fugly biatch... just kidding no she isn't... just kidding she is.

YSL RUNWAY FAll/WINTER '08-'09...

by Pierre Baltadano


I'm sure I am a bit late on this but in looking through the intaweb I came across a video runway show created by Yves Saint Laurent Creative Director Stefano Pilati featuring actor Simon Woods. I quite like this. Yeah it's not a live runway show but I like how you can see moving details of the clothing. Thoughts?

MILEY CYRUS GOES ALL THE WAY WITH VANITY FAIR MAGAZINE..

Next month's cover of Vanity Fair shows a not so surprising, to me at least, photo of Miley Cyrus. It's actully not that big of a deal. Kate Moss was doing photos like this when she's was younger. It's just implied, pre-adulthood, nudity people. I love Miley. Go slut it up girl!




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THE FRENCH ARE HILARIOUS...

I mean what's a girl to do?

COVER STORY... SARAH JESSICA PARKER

SJK is jumping on that promotion train. With her Sex And The City movie coming out late May she is going to be everywhere. Here is Sarah Jess on the cover of the May 2008 issue of French Elle Magazine.

RIHANNA'S NEW VIDEO" TAKE A BOW"

When I first heard this song I thought what a shit song. After hearing it again I kind of love it. I'll let you decide for yourself.