SHUT UP AND WALK MARKUS ...

I love when paparazzi ask you random questions as you leave the club. 

Good answer Zelda! 

KATY PERRY WANTS YOU FOR THE GRAMMY'S

Ok so here's your big chance! Click here to start

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

PRINCE " CRIMSON AND CLOVERS"

CLICK HERE ... YOU'RE WELCOME!

LADY GAGA UNPLUGGED ...

Like you've never heard her before.CLICK HERE

COVER STORY... BRAD PITT

The handsome silver fox actor and daddy to many Brad Pitt is on the cover of W Magazine. This Febuary 2009 issue shows Brad looking more his age of 45. I think each wrinkle counts for every kid he has.

I did see his movie Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I felt like I aged 3 hours.

Brad Pitt tells W Magazine his views on gay marriage - “People who are against gay marriage do not understand the very freedoms that they themselves are enjoying. What if someone said, ‘Sorry, no Christianity here? No Judaism. Certainly no Mormons.’ No one would stand for that, and I wouldn’t allow anyone to say that either. I’d fight them in the same way.”

SPOTTED!

My friend Luli calls me whilst I was grocery shopping at Trader Joe's in West Hollywood and said She was just at the Mayfair Market in Hollywood and she walked by Angelina Jolie pushing a grocery cart with one of her adoptees. She couldn't tell which one but she thinks it was Maddox or Pax.

She also noted that Angelina was a vision with her pillowy lips and beautiful flowy long sleeve peach dress.

Lucky!

ZAC EFRON ON "ROBOT CHICKEN"

This is actually really funny. Zac Efron plays the voice of singer Billy Joel.

Children, cover your ears and shut your eyes. This cartoon is for adults.

THE GIRLS OF KATSUYA

Looks like the Hollywood sushi restaurant Katsuya was the place to be Monday night. Hilary Duff and actress Zelda Williams were both spotted leaving right before, but not with, 90210's Shenae Grimes.

And Shenae honey I'm only going to say this because I love you: Easy on the blue eyeliner. And remember, when you're being photographed it's down and out with the chin. Love you, miss you, big kiss!

BRITNEY SPEARS' MYSTERY MAN

Not so much a mystery anymore. His name is Andrew Gallery. Director/Photographer. He directed this great PSA for the Troy and Alana Pack Foundation called "Graduation Day" with Dan Rathers and Lane Garrison. 

Good to see Britney surround herself with good people. 

AMERICA FERRERA ON THE VIEW

America Ferrera and on screen sister Ana Ortiz stop by The View to talk about her Golden Globe nomination for best actress in a comedy series.

Congradulations Betty la fea!

MADONNA FOR LOUIS VUITTON SPRING/SUMMER 2009

The new divorcee is looking quite hot in her new ads for LV. I mean really hot. I actually have to walk away from my compter now because I can't stop staring at her.

LOSER LILY ALLEN TRIES TO PICK A FIGHT WITH KATY PERRY

Looks like Lily Allen is getting bored making out with senior citizens. Lily has taken to targeting Katy Perry in order to keep herself in the papers. The crude singer took to her Facebook this time to write “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

A bit childish if you ask me. Well Lilly, it doesn't matter how crazy and bitchy you get, Katy is not going to play into your sick 'lil high school games. So your all alone. All alone with your super old man boyfriend, with his saggy wrinkly balls and big man tits. Yuck! If you want your single to take off, then promote it rather than try to get lazy by stirring drama with hard working artists? And stay away from my grandfather!

'WERE THE WORLD MINE" OFFICIAL TRAILER

Were The World Mine starring Tanner Cohen and Zelda Williams. A coming of age film of young adolescents discovering their bodies and dreaming of love and magic in that gay way. Oh and there's singing. I actually think this film looks really cute. Not in the gay way but in the it looks like a good film way.

Actually this was me in High School.  

FERRAS TO PERFORM AT BARACK OBAMA'S INAUGURATION PERFORMANCE

Ferras, the powerhouse vocalist, will perform at President-Elect Barrack Obama's Inauguration in Washington on January 20Th.

FASHION TIPS FROM LADY GAGA ...

My girl Karli Henriquez stopped Lady Ga-Ga at the KIIS' LA 102.7 station to get some fashion tips. Lady dishes it to the guys and the girls. Hairbows for girls and plain white tees for guys.

Thanks Karli!

DEEE-AMN, I'VE GOT TO START PLAYING ME SOME SOCCER!

Hottie soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo took to the sun and the water like most celebritays this New Years. Celebrating his mother's birthday in Madeira Island. The young vibrant glistened whilst poolside with family and friends. Our hearts skip a beat.

TO BE BORN SO PURE... YOU'RE WELCOME

So last night, Katy Darling (the doll) and I did a video blog on the Japanese foot detox pads Kinoki. Well lets just say I didn't have any nasty gunk on my patch. Haha suckers!

STILL MIGHT BE HOPE FOR AMY WINEHOUSE

So I know what your thinking. It's the classic case of beauty and the crazy crackhead/junkie whore beast but, if you blur your vision, Amy looks semi-normal. Semi. Who is this hot piece of meat you ask? Well his name is Josh Bowman. He's a rugby player. H-ahhhh-t! The two met whilst on vacation in St. Lucia.

Please please Amy don't bring this one down with you. Keep your crack pipes and coke far, far, far away from "our" new boyfriend Josh-ua.

Don't think about drugs. Don't think about drug. Don't think about drugs.

DOES IT GET ANY CUTER?

Look at baby kitten friend sleeping on the job. Too cute.  Where's our Kittles Purry friend?

Photo from cuteoverload.

CHRIS CROCKER DOES NOT WANT TO BE THE NEXT NEV CAMBELL

Backstabbing friends!

Chris Crocker took to his myspace to let a couple of his backstabbing friends knows that he knows who you are and he will get hi-ffy.  So quit getting knife happy!

OH IS SHE?...

My favorite drag queen Prince will release three albums this year. She's giving me Trilogy.

Prince-isha debuted four of the new tracks on an LA radio show on Christmas day.

JOHN TRAVOLTA'S SON JETT TRAVOLTA DIES.

The son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston died recently after allegedly having a seizure and falling in the tub.  Jett, 16, has a history of seizures and has been rumored to have suffered from autism. A rumor that the Travolta's denied, of course, because of them being devout Scientologists.

So one might raise the question, could this have been prevented? Maybe if Jett was allowed to take medication for his seizures he wouldn't have had died so young.

Well Scientologists or not, this is very sad new and my heart goes out to John and his Family. 

And not to take away from the sadness of it all, there is another interesting tidbit about this whole incident:  

Jett was supposedly found by the family caretaker, Jeff Michael Kathrain, whom, if you go way back into time (August of 2006), is also the man who was "reported" to be John's lover.  Hmmm.

THE JONAS BROTHERS NEW TV SHOW

Don't get super excited like I did because the show doesn't air 'til May on the Disney Channel. That's five very long months away.

I have to try to get a guest role on the show. Maybe a recurring spot. Thats hot!

WRONG AGAIN...

OK so this seems to be happening quite a bit: things that Andrew Garfield has done are getting reported as things Robert Pattinson has done. Yes they are both very good looking British actors. I can see how you might confuse the two.

This is the 2ND time I had to set things straight. 

First time being that People Magazine reported that Robert threw Shannon Woodward's party, when in fact it was Andrew Garfield and I that did the planning.

So this isn't bad and, again, Rob was there, but then there was the incident with that Jackass comedian making that awful joke about Heath Ledgers death, well that was mostly Andrew and Shannon calling that guy a "dick" and "asshole".   You see, Andrew and Shannon were very close to Heath; Andrew just acted in what was Heath's last film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

That's it.  Just wanted to give you guys the full story.

THE KATY GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING ...