PICK UP KITTENS

NOT GUNS!!! Ok, this is my pic of the day from CuteOverload.com. It is the anti-depressant for all things that make you sad.

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE KARA DIOGUARDI VS BIKINI GIRL KATRINA DARRELL

Wow I think someone is bitter they didn't make it as a singer.  New American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi took her claws out when Simon Cowell passed "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell through to Hollywood. Things got really SAD when DioGuardi try's to out sing the young inspiring singer.



Can someone ring the bitch alert?

KATY RETURNS HOME...

So Katy Perry returned to the Hotel Cafe "home" last night . It's were we who've been fans of her's for years are used to seeing her. Just a girl that makes you feel with her guitar.

Although Katy was fighting a flu she gave one of her best acoustic performances I've ever seen her do.

Katy was captivating and confident in her silk chiffon baby doll dress by Phillip Lim.

KATE WINSLET ON "OPRAH"

Two-time Golden Globe winner Kate Winslet on The Oprah Winfrey Show. 

CAN YOU IMAGINE DATING A 16 YEAR OLD?

OK now stop... Wasn't that annoying?

FUTURE KATY PERRY

GOING FOR THE GOLD...EN GLOBE

"Slumdog Millionaire" knocked out all the competition taking home four awards including Best Drama.


Mickey Rourke wrestled out a Golden Globe win for Best Actor for "The Wrestler."


Kate Winslet depressed her way to two winning spots for Best Actress for "Revolutionary Road" and for Best Supporting Actress for "The Reader."


Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical should have gone to James Franco but was robbed by Colin Farrel for "In Bruges". Both are equally hot!


Best Supporting Actor went to the late GREAT Heath Ledger for "The Dark Knight."


Anna Paquin won a Golden Globe for bad acting for "True Blood." Damn that show is such a guilty pleasure!


My favorite Tina Faye stole the rabbit out of the hat with three wins for her show "30 Rock". One being Best Actress. Suck on that Ugly Betty!

The rest of the categories I don't really care about. So if you want the complete list of winners without the biased commentary CLICK HERE

A MALIBU WEDDING

Singer Fergie and long time actor boyfriend Josh Duhamel finally tied the knot in Malibu on Saturday night. 

Guests included friends James Caan, Molly Sims, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell. 

Congratulations to the happy couple! 

PRINCE HARRY A RACIST?

Well Duh. Just another bratty Royal hanging out with his rich friends. Does anyone remember Mel Gibson? Now that's a racist.

SHUT UP AND WALK MARKUS ...

I love when paparazzi ask you random questions as you leave the club. 

Good answer Zelda! 

KATY PERRY WANTS YOU FOR THE GRAMMY'S

Ok so here's your big chance! Click here to start

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

PRINCE " CRIMSON AND CLOVERS"

CLICK HERE ... YOU'RE WELCOME!

LADY GAGA UNPLUGGED ...

Like you've never heard her before.CLICK HERE

SPOTTED!

My friend Luli calls me whilst I was grocery shopping at Trader Joe's in West Hollywood and said She was just at the Mayfair Market in Hollywood and she walked by Angelina Jolie pushing a grocery cart with one of her adoptees. She couldn't tell which one but she thinks it was Maddox or Pax.

She also noted that Angelina was a vision with her pillowy lips and beautiful flowy long sleeve peach dress.

Lucky!

BRITNEY SPEARS' MYSTERY MAN

Not so much a mystery anymore. His name is Andrew Gallery. Director/Photographer. He directed this great PSA for the Troy and Alana Pack Foundation called "Graduation Day" with Dan Rathers and Lane Garrison. 

Good to see Britney surround herself with good people. 

AMERICA FERRERA ON THE VIEW

America Ferrera and on screen sister Ana Ortiz stop by The View to talk about her Golden Globe nomination for best actress in a comedy series.

Congradulations Betty la fea!

MADONNA FOR LOUIS VUITTON SPRING/SUMMER 2009

The new divorcee is looking quite hot in her new ads for LV. I mean really hot. I actually have to walk away from my compter now because I can't stop staring at her.

LOSER LILY ALLEN TRIES TO PICK A FIGHT WITH KATY PERRY

Looks like Lily Allen is getting bored making out with senior citizens. Lily has taken to targeting Katy Perry in order to keep herself in the papers. The crude singer took to her Facebook this time to write “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

A bit childish if you ask me. Well Lilly, it doesn't matter how crazy and bitchy you get, Katy is not going to play into your sick 'lil high school games. So your all alone. All alone with your super old man boyfriend, with his saggy wrinkly balls and big man tits. Yuck! If you want your single to take off, then promote it rather than try to get lazy by stirring drama with hard working artists? And stay away from my grandfather!

FERRAS TO PERFORM AT BARACK OBAMA'S INAUGURATION PERFORMANCE

Ferras, the powerhouse vocalist, will perform at President-Elect Barrack Obama's Inauguration in Washington on January 20Th.

FASHION TIPS FROM LADY GAGA ...

My girl Karli Henriquez stopped Lady Ga-Ga at the KIIS' LA 102.7 station to get some fashion tips. Lady dishes it to the guys and the girls. Hairbows for girls and plain white tees for guys.

Thanks Karli!