WELCOME TO MIA MORETTI'S AND MARKUS MOLINARI'S FUN HOUSE
If you didn't read your LA Times party guide section, or didn't receive one of the hundreds of invites that Mia and I sent out, then you may not have known about the party to be at for Halloween. Although you could have been stuck in a taxi for an hour and a half like fellow heroes Shannon and Andrew. Or maybe you just couldn't get to our party. Not to fret, we had an amazing time, and we had enough friends to pack the place and get freaky. SBar was a hit!
AIG, which received over $120 billion as bailout, was under fire for hosting a $400,000 retreat at the St. Regis in late September and has gone and shoved its ass right in our faces again. After saying how sorry they were for spending so much AND after consider using more of that bailout money to take out "ads" explaining their point of view, they are still hosting another event; an "educational" retreat for about 200 at the Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay, CA. Taxpayers paid for that so I'm expecting my invite soon. Click on the title for more.
OUR man Robert Pattinson and his "Twilight" boys will be in a spread for VMAN's next issue, out October 21st. They can all bite my neck. At the same time. Hehe.
As we have brought up before friends, it is so important to vote and get your opinion heard. Time is running out to register and in some states the voter registration deadline could have already passed. Remember, you can't vote unless you've registered so check out the links below for info on how to do it.
For Californians, go here to download or print out the form to register: http://www.sos.ca.gov/nvrc/fedform/Default.aspx
For everyone else in the United States, go to this link, enter your address, and you will be provided links to your states registration website : http://maps.google.com/vote
And for our worldwide readers, please encourage anyone you know who can vote in the US to do so because it can affect all of us.
THE SARAH PALIN CHRONICLES: FUN TIMES WITH AN ALASKAN GOVERNOR, REPUBLICAN VP NOMINEE, AND MOTHER; BELIEFS, THOUGHTS, AND MUSINGS
by pierre baltadano
I knowwe've posted several of Sarah Palin's interviews and clips of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, but she is just too good. Can't wait for the VP debate tonight on CNN. The following clips will be several, but they will offer insight into the deep, cavernous, and insightful mind of this woman. I give you, The Sarah Palin Chronicles: Fun Times With an Alaskan Governor, Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, and Mother; Beliefs, Thoughts, and Musings
On Babies, Baby Killers, and Baby Killings Prompted by Rape
On Shoring Up the Economy, This Globalization That We are a Part of In This World, and On Healthcare Reform and, Oh, On Job Creation and Shoring Up the Economy
On "The Maverick," Examples of His Legislation, and On The Diligent Research Skills She'll Use to Bring Katie Couric More Info
On Her Belief That Individual States Can Best Handle What the People Within the Different Constituancies Within the Fifty States Would Like to See Their Will Ushered In In an Issue Like That, Mmm, and On How She Could Go Through the History of America to Find a Supreme Court Ruling to Take Issue With
On Comments That, "I don't know, you know, reporters," Mocked, Russian Trade Missions Back and Forth, and On Making Sure That an Eye is Being Kept on Russia as Putin Rears His Head
Paul Newman, the Academy Award-winning actor and legend with those bright blue eyes, heart of gold, and foods that help others, has passed away after a battle with cancer at his home in Westport, Connecticut. Rest in peace Paul Newman.
This is me being reunited with Katy Perry's cat Kitty Purry. I mean "OUR" cat. When Katy or I leave town we have fellow Hero Pierre Baltadano take car of Kitty or Bella. Only thing is that as of late, Kitty seems to have a permanent residence with Pierre and only supervised visits with Katy. Sorry Katy.
As I was leaving for the Blender party, this "informative" commercial, paid for by those corn peeps, literally stopped me in my tracks. Those mother f'ers full on put out this crap. Lies as big as those obese children drinking all those cheap drinks. Yes, I'm pouring on the Hate-orade. And yes, Gatorade also has HFCS.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FOR, WELL, FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
I want my own label! Justin Timberlake was shot for his clothing label William Rast. It's a pretty smart move for his label cause 'lil child can just advance its image himself. For free too! Oh, and he's looking alright don't ya think?
Did anyone catch NBC's Bob Costas' interview with President Bush? During the Olympics?! I thought it was amazing and what was good is that I felt that it wasn't trying to push Bush into a corner or asking him questions to create headlines. I felt that Costas was just asking out of pure journalistic intrigue and pursuit for justification and clarification for the rhetoric created by the current Administration. Sorry if politics feels a little off but it was a gem for me to find this while leisurely watching the Beijing Games.
Now, the vids keep getting removed from YouTube so it's been tough getting one to stick, (hmm), but above is one that I've seen sticking the longest.
BREAKING NEWS: TILA HAS "TERRETS"... AND IN OTHER NEWS, SHE IS ALSO A JACKASS
by pierre baltadano
I think Tila was educated by Tyrone Biggums (see vid below) cause pour 'lil girl has gone and announced that her new album will be called I Have Terrets. She recently hit up her MySpace and announced that she would be releasing this gem of an album to help us "hot bitches get up...shake [our] asses and pop that booty!!!!," which I am all about. It helps the blood flow. Thanks Tila! Oh, and I think she MEANT to say Tourette's.
