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Friday, March 21, 2008

RICH PEOPLE HAVE THE BEST PARTIES...

by Pierre Baltadano



Child - "Mom, is that really Reginald's heart?"
Mother - "Yes sweetie it is, but he would have been so happy about getting to entertain us."

That's cool that they killed the servant and all to display his gushing heart to their guests, but I once attended a party where the hosts brought in starving prisoners to have them fight in a cage until one would kill the other and finally take care of his hunger. Hmm...you're welcome? (I don't think many can pull off "You're welcome" as well as our dear Markus).

Really though, it's a piece by Billy Chasen of a beating heart [belonging to one of the men who attacked us] shown at the American Heart Association's 2008 Heart of New York Gala at the Waldorf Astoria. And I don't think it's real. Is it?

[Billy Chasen via NOTCOT.org]

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Markus here- Yes yes yes! I wanna party with rich people!

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