JESSICA SIMPSON: AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER...

Well it's not Australian, but it is beer. Jessica Simpson is not only the face of Stampede Beer, she's also a partner taking 15% of the company and in return she will hold beer pong competitions at every concert.  JK, JK, JK! (Rowling). It's not a bad idea.  And, how does one drink smart? It should say, "Be Smart Drink Fart."  Behhhhhytter!