HARVEY NICHOLS, IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT!

The five-time Grammy Award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse is being billed for $50,000 by designer Harvey Nichols.  Amy went on one of her routine all night benders in a dress that was borrowed by the high-end store and at the end-ish of the night-ish Amy became violently sick and threw up all over the dress.  Hahaha, duh!  Anyways, "Miss Crackhouse" sent the dress back with all the other borrowed dress in the same box, ruining the other dresses.  Needless to say they want their money.  Well I say, "Fuck that! Its your own damn fault for lending her the dresses to begin with. You knew they weren't going to come back in one piece. It was a trap to make a quick sale."