Chris Crocker took to his myspace to let a couple of his backstabbing friends knows that he knows who you are and he will get hi-ffy. So quit getting knife happy!
Myspace sensation Chris Crocker has released his debut single "Mind In The Gutter" on iTunes. "Christina" is getting his myspace friends on it. And he's proved it's nothing, because he debuted at #42; right below Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl." That's a pretty impressive feat with no label backing you up.
To listen to Chris Crocker's new single click here
Here is an old video chat I recorded with EMI recording artist Ferras and inter-web celebrity Chris Crocker.
Since the video, Ferras never came out to Texas to join Katy Perry and I on Warped Tour. Katy never performed at the Teen Choice Awards due to them being homophobic and scared of a little controversy. Chris Crocker has taken his blue jeans off and put on a skirt and grabed his Manolo's and has moved to Hollywood. So check out Christina's new web site MsChrisCrocker.com. You're Welcome!
Chris Crocker is letting everyone one know that he doesn't want a pat on the back. He wants a pat in the sack. He doesn't want friends that don't want to fu** him. I'm picking up what he's laying down. Hahaha. Loud and clear Chrissy!
Perez Hilton keeps mistaking Avril Lavigne for Chris Crocker. Like when he reported on how Avril cancelling her show in Anaheim, California just an hour before the show. He used this picture of Chris Crocker. I see how you can get these two twins seprated at birth confused but common Perez this is ovi CC. And can you really blame Asshole Lavigne for cancelling? It's Anaheim, maybe she thought no one would notice.
Looks like we have a bit of a rivalry between two of Internet's most influential people. Chris Crocker sported "Fuck Perez" across his chest earlier this week while walking down Robertson Blvd in Beverly Hills. Wonder what Perez has done now?
I was on iChat with Chris Crocker and he sent me this youtube saying how fucking in love he was with Avril Lavigne. Do you remember when you used to love Avril Lavigne? Check out this video of Avril in Japan in 2002. At the end of the video she says, "I'm gonna put on a real rock show. No background dancing.. it's gonna be real." Look who has back up dancers now.
