DJ GROUPE E(R)!

by pierre baltadano

Ain't this some shit. So our good friend and awesome DJ Mia Morretti (aka DJ Group E) was minding her own damn business while walking down the streets of NY when out of nowhere, this brick/rock thing knocks her in the middle of her head mid-text. She's bleeding of course but manages to walk over to her friend's bar to get cleaned up. They called the paramedics but crazy-wonderful girl that Mia is, she refuses to go so she walks home after they clean it up! Well, while taking a second look in the mirror, she decides that the scarring would be pretty crazy so she ends up WALKING to the hospital to get it looked at. Well, THREE staples later and with no pain meds, the girl is iChating with me and telling me all about it.   The whole thing is straight out of a movie.  Hero that girl is.  Hero.

THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS ENVISIONED MY LIFE...

Oh wait, is that me? For a second, I thought this was Demi Moore in New York visiting Good Morning America on March 25, 2008, but no, I remember now, that is me. Oh hey y'all.

COVER STORY...

Tyra Banks looks fierce on the cover of Entertainment Weekly's February 2008 issue. EW Reports- The statuesque beauty holding court in front of her studio audience on a recent January morning in New York City is ready for anything. And that's good, because Tyra Banks' fans do not hold back. Demands one woman, ''Is it true you moved your show to New York for a man?'' Banks, styled in a formfitting white dress, breezily rejects the claim that the relocation of her eponymous talk show — and her hit reality show, America's Next Top Model — has anything to do with her love life. The young crowd is primed with energy; hands shoot up and down like the critters in a Whac-a-Mole booth. To them, Banks isn't some inaccessible celebrity — she's their girlfriend, their incredibly cool older sister, their BFF. A pale brunette stands and asks, ''Can I get a hug?'' Banks assents, but not without commanding, ''You have to hug me fiercely, though.''