THOSE M*****RUCKERS!

by pierre baltadano

As I was leaving for the Blender party, this "informative" commercial, paid for by those corn peeps, literally stopped me in my tracks.  Those mother f'ers full on put out this crap.  Lies as big as those obese children drinking all those cheap drinks.  Yes, I'm pouring on the Hate-orade.  And yes, Gatorade also has HFCS.

Apparently there is another one too:

Go on man, let your girl feed you that popsicle.

KRISPY KREME BACON CHEESBURGERS?

Sick!  I see about 25 heart attacks and I'm so freaked out by this.  During one of my daily treks through the interweb, I came across this horrible creation.  No wonder we have the highest rank in obesity.  Now I know Katy is just dying for one of these.  Since Perez Hilton is losing weight I wonder if he can eat one of these on his cheat days?

Eew I kind of want a bit, you know, for research purposes. You're Welcome!