MY TEXT TO KATY PERRY AT 3:30AM ...

Markus: I hate you! I was trying to go to bed after I had dinner with Shannon and Ron ... So I picked up The Notebook... And now I'm still awake and crying... I hope ur happy... And I believe ur out to ruin me... When you get back, let's find Ryan Gosling

Katy: It's the WORST right? It RUINED me. Uggh. Don't do it... It's the devil!

So the reason for the hate text is this. I was reading Katy's blog, as I do. She posted this sort of stance for romance after watching The Notebook. So last night I couldn't sleep and decided to pop in The Notebook thinking boring romance movie would surely put me down. Nope, it did the opposite. I think this maybe one of the greatest romance movies of all time. You're welcome!

SEXUAL IN THE CITY BY TERRI CRENSHAW

Another night of drinking, dancing, and casualsex is always good for the soul. But let's be frank... these guys who think they're hot shit in bed really need to get a clue and get some new moves. Don't they know we all saw The Notebook and all a girl really wants is to get thrown up against the wall. We won't ask for it but trust me it's all I've ever wanted and the only thing I've never had. And what happened to kissing? Ur man enough to be all up in me but u can't kiss a girl without slobering all over. Come on boys, grow up and be a man. You all better clean up your act; its gotten really sloppy. So before you summon another hopeless dame back to your house, make sure you've brushed up on your bedside etiquette. And one more thing... don't show us the door as soon as your done; that's just rude.