GOING FOR THE GOLD...EN GLOBE

"Slumdog Millionaire" knocked out all the competition taking home four awards including Best Drama.


Mickey Rourke wrestled out a Golden Globe win for Best Actor for "The Wrestler."


Kate Winslet depressed her way to two winning spots for Best Actress for "Revolutionary Road" and for Best Supporting Actress for "The Reader."


Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical should have gone to James Franco but was robbed by Colin Farrel for "In Bruges". Both are equally hot!


Best Supporting Actor went to the late GREAT Heath Ledger for "The Dark Knight."


Anna Paquin won a Golden Globe for bad acting for "True Blood." Damn that show is such a guilty pleasure!


My favorite Tina Faye stole the rabbit out of the hat with three wins for her show "30 Rock". One being Best Actress. Suck on that Ugly Betty!

The rest of the categories I don't really care about. So if you want the complete list of winners without the biased commentary CLICK HERE

SALMA HAYEK SPICES UP "30 ROCK"

The Emmy Award-winning show 30 Rock is set to have Salma Hayek guest star for two episodes according to the New York Post. 

EMMYS FOR THE ELDERLY ...

Elderly Emmys 2008


For me, I thought the Emmy's, like most award shows, were boring.  I didn't really care for the five hosts either.  AND the majority of the winners and nominees where over 60. Which is why I named this years award show "Emmy's For The Elderly." Congratulations to Tina Faye and the cast of 30 Rock on their four Emmy wins, though.

For the full list of the 2008 Emmy Winners Click Here

HOW CAN YOU NOT WATCH 30 ROCK

It's the best show on Earth! So don't be a fugly stupid biatch and watch new episodes of 30 Rock beginning this Thursday. (Hmm...I guess I do watch some television)