GOING FOR THE GOLD...EN GLOBE

"Slumdog Millionaire" knocked out all the competition taking home four awards including Best Drama.


Mickey Rourke wrestled out a Golden Globe win for Best Actor for "The Wrestler."


Kate Winslet depressed her way to two winning spots for Best Actress for "Revolutionary Road" and for Best Supporting Actress for "The Reader."


Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical should have gone to James Franco but was robbed by Colin Farrel for "In Bruges". Both are equally hot!


Best Supporting Actor went to the late GREAT Heath Ledger for "The Dark Knight."


Anna Paquin won a Golden Globe for bad acting for "True Blood." Damn that show is such a guilty pleasure!


My favorite Tina Faye stole the rabbit out of the hat with three wins for her show "30 Rock". One being Best Actress. Suck on that Ugly Betty!

The rest of the categories I don't really care about. So if you want the complete list of winners without the biased commentary CLICK HERE

MICHAEL PHELPS ON "THE VIEW"

Who knew that Michael Phelps suffered from ADHD?

REICHEN LEHMKUHL LIKES BEING FANTASTIC...

..Magazine that is. The The Amazing Race winner has a write up in, what do you know, Fantastic Magazine. Cheesy name but after taking a glance I'm intrigued. And who am I to judge on cheesy names? Don't laugh at the bitches! Where was I? Oh yes, I was intrigued. Not only by this magazine's content but now I know that the ex-Air Force Captain is wearing more then just a captain's hat these days. Reichen is starring in his own TV show on the Here! network Dante's Cove, written a bio, and designed his own jewelry line. I'm sure all gay of course. Eeew Mr. Reichen has stolen my 6 month goal plan. Bitchy!

CONGRATULATIONS TO MARK RONSON ON HIS THREE GRAMMY WINS ...