KATE HUDSON A THEIF?

A Group of nerds from 220 Laboratories say that Hudson and queen friend David Babaii maliciously and back-stabingly stole their eco-friendly top-secret recipe of hair products.  Wow, Kate Hudson is a liar and cheat and a Meth addict and I wish I never laid eyes on her soft curls.  I should have never let her seduce me while her little gay minion stole our nerd hair formula.  Damn it!

COVER STORY... KATE HUDSON

Kate Hudson is giving me witch on the September 2008 issue of W (stands for Witch) Magazine. Maybe this is a warning to all men who dare tamper with her heart. She will hex you! Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch I tells y'all.  I wonder if she knows Suzanne Sansone?

KATE HUDSON RUNS AWAY FROM A RELATIONSHIP ...

Just Kidding. She didn't run and he didn't bike but they DID break up. I'm sure that for Kate Hudson, finding love is just has hard for her as it is for everyone else. I'm sure Lance Armstrong will do just fine. He's gone through worst. I mean does any one remember Sheryl Crow. Eek! Oh, and the testicles too so yeah, he's definitely gone through worse. 

GORILLA FILM MAKING CAUSES A KATE HUDSON GUN SCARE

TMZ Reports-
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the gun scare at Kate Hudson's house was not directed at Kate -- for some reason, the guys who were arrested thought it was a good idea to wave and point gun on the top of an NYC building.

Sources say the three men who were arrested had a "prop gun" and a "little script" with them at the time they were arrested. They are film making students who were working on a project and had no idea Kate Hudson lived in the building.