KATE HUDSON A THEIF?

A Group of nerds from 220 Laboratories say that Hudson and queen friend David Babaii maliciously and back-stabingly stole their eco-friendly top-secret recipe of hair products.  Wow, Kate Hudson is a liar and cheat and a Meth addict and I wish I never laid eyes on her soft curls.  I should have never let her seduce me while her little gay minion stole our nerd hair formula.  Damn it!

A NERD IS GONNA KILL A BITCH ANT IF THIS DON'T STOP

by Pierre Baltadano


So over in Texas they are apparently having a problem with crazy raspberry ants (pretty scientific name right?). These species of ants are thought to have come through the port from the Southeast or the Caribbean, cause that's where their cousins, the crazy ants, come from. They apparently spread like crazy, move around in chaos, and are attracted to electronics. The guys have even taken down some sewage pumping stations, computers, gas meters, and caused fire alarm malfunctions. They have even been spotted near NASA's Johnson Space Center. These guys are trying to invade space! Space! For more click on the link below.

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THE REAL FIGHT CLUB...

by Pierre Baltdano

ESPN has this report of a real fight club that supposedly existed a little before the movie came out. You see, the weird thing is that it is in based in some IT guy's garage. It's nerds meeting once a month. Using vacuums, keyboards, handbags, and Martha Stewart Living. Hwha! I wasn't sure if it was a real report. Is it?