EXCLUSIVE! SO I HEARD THE STORK IS COMIN TO AN "ANGEL"...

So I've heard rumblings that one of Charlie's Angels has been knocked up with a little Apple-seed of her own...WHO might that be? Well it'll be hitting the interwebs soon but you'll hear it here first! You see, it has come to my attention that it is non other than Hollywood royalty Drew Barrymore, who's been recently linked to Justin Long, that is being added to Hollywood's growing list of expecting mothers. If that isn't some shit y'all then I don't know what is. Stay tuned, as this could be an interesting addition to the Barrymore Dynasty, dontcha think?