BAD NEWS BEARS...

What is in the air? Today my roommate got her purse jacked downtown. I know when I was held at gun point your mind suddenly gets very clear. Then my instinct kicked in and said folks are desperate and jacking shit all over town. So I suggest keeping a shiv (aka knife) very close to you, maybe tucked in a sock, or stashed in the yard, or, even better, you can go to the military and have them turn you into a bionic defense system.