CAN YOU IMAGINE DATING A 16 YEAR OLD?

OK now stop... Wasn't that annoying?

KAT DENNINGS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!

Stop all the fake myspace's and any other kind of fake-ur-aide profiles because Kat Dennings is not having it.

FRED IS BIGGER THAN MILEY CYRUS AND THE JONAS BROTHERS...

Kiran Chetry, 14, is dominating YouTube with his fictional 5 year-old character Fred.  I knew this kid was going to be big.  Kiran gets more views than Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers. Check out Fred's latest video below.

(CRAZY) TRICIA WALSH-SMITH GETS A CRAPPY DIVORCE SETTLEMENT ...

Wow, I never really cared to write about this crazy divorcee on YouTube, but I watched again for the first time all the way through, and its kind of really depressing. To think you have security and home and then one day you have nothing. I mean I get why she married him but it works both ways. He married her for youth(-ish) and she married him for "Broadway".

Oh damn, Tricia has been court ordered to leave her Park Avenue apartment by August 21, 2008.  Philip "Putz" Smith is suing for divorce saying that the YouTube video is spousal abuse.

He does have to pay Tricia $50,000 bones within 30 days, though.


Well Tricia I say you make when life give you limes make cocktail. Your're wecome.

KATY PERRY CALLS HER KATY CATS THE THE RESCUE

So Katy and I are up late the other night staying at her hairstylist Aaron Lite's parents house which happens to live in Missouri, one of our Warped Tour stops. Aaron had flown in for Katy's Blender Magazine shoot and Rollingstone shoot. Anyways, we're on the internet and Katy comes across this YouTube video blog "review" on her song "I Kissed A Girl." My first reaction was that this guy was really adorable, hot almost. Second reaction was that he was a total douche bag, but we had to finish the video. It actually made us laugh ... So you know what Katy did, she wrote a blog posting the video on her blog site sicking her Katy Cat fans on this D bag.

Katy writes -

"You… were almost fuckable…sick em’ boys! (KATY CATS TO THE RESCUE!)
BRUTAL!
p.s. if you know this cutie pa tutie, please advertise his car for sale on craigslist.

p.s.s. how did you know about the big fat guy in the back room that writes all my songs… that is supposed to be a secret.

lylas! (sike!)"

Next morning this guy had a ton of BRUTAL comments left for him including one from Perez Hilton.



I'm in love! I see a career in entertainment for Mr. Cajcameron. Oh and keep an eye out for the Katy Perry's response video. You're Welcome!

THANK YOU TO THE MAKEUP INDUSTRY...

The funny part is that this is just how they do Carmen Electra's makeup for her MAC Cosmetics ads

FU** BUDDIES ARE FOREVER ...

Chris Crocker is letting everyone one know that he doesn't want a pat on the back. He wants a pat in the sack. He doesn't want friends that don't want to fu** him. I'm picking up what he's laying down. Hahaha. Loud and clear Chrissy!

SHARING IS CARING ...

That right y'all, it's a motto I have lived by my whole life. So I found it serendipitous that the social network ShareNow wanted to work with me. So you may notice a slight change with the blog's surroundings but it will continue being the same content that you've come to expect from www.markusisthedrug.com. We are trying to next level it of course. So as Fred would say, "Peace. Around the world. For generations."

MEET FRED...

I think he's kind of amazing. "Fred you'll never be my master."

CHRIS CROCKER MADE ME LAUGH ON MY BIRTHDAY!

OMFG SET YOUR TIVO'S Y'ALL...GOSSIP GIRL SEASON FINALE

Because of the big break its hard to believe that this is Gossip Girl first season finale. So you won't want to miss all the OMG my daddy has more money then your daddy drama.

LISTEN UP CHRIS CROCKER IS SPEAKING ...

"You look for love in everyone else but you."

RIHANNA'S NEW VIDEO" TAKE A BOW"

When I first heard this song I thought what a shit song. After hearing it again I kind of love it. I'll let you decide for yourself.

KATY PERRY TALKS WITH ERIC BLAIR...

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WHERE DID THIS AVRIL GO?

I was on iChat with Chris Crocker and he sent me this youtube saying how fucking in love he was with Avril Lavigne. Do you remember when you used to love Avril Lavigne? Check out this video of Avril in Japan in 2002. At the end of the video she says, "I'm gonna put on a real rock show. No background dancing.. it's gonna be real." Look who has back up dancers now.

A WAY TO A GIRL'S HEART IS THROUGH HER GAY ...

According to Chris Crocker.

DANITY KANE -DAMAGED MUSIC VIDEO

THESE GUYS HAVE US ALL BEAT, I'M GIVING UP!

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FRANKIE J COVER JONAS BROTHERS ACOUSTIC ON YOUTUBE...

MATHEW McCONAUGHEY FOR DOLCE & GABBANA

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