GUY RITCHIE AND MADONNA DIVORCE

Bravo to the couple for "making" "it" work for eight years. 'Cause in Hollywood time, that is like 30 years. They don't say "nothing lasts forever" for nothing.

(CRAZY) TRICIA WALSH-SMITH GETS A CRAPPY DIVORCE SETTLEMENT ...

Wow, I never really cared to write about this crazy divorcee on YouTube, but I watched again for the first time all the way through, and its kind of really depressing. To think you have security and home and then one day you have nothing. I mean I get why she married him but it works both ways. He married her for youth(-ish) and she married him for "Broadway".

Oh damn, Tricia has been court ordered to leave her Park Avenue apartment by August 21, 2008.  Philip "Putz" Smith is suing for divorce saying that the YouTube video is spousal abuse.

He does have to pay Tricia $50,000 bones within 30 days, though.


Well Tricia I say you make when life give you limes make cocktail. Your're wecome.

EXPENSIVE KISS GOODBYE...

Things gon' change! Paul McCartney's estranged wife Heather Mills was awarded a lump sum of $33 million, plus her current assets, worth 15.6 million, which add up to 48.6 million. Oh hey! Dang, you know how many baby tigers Britney Spears can buy with that much money? A lot y'all!