IN LOCAL NEWS...

The tackiest Hollywood night club/restaurant Basque was set, I mean caught, on fire. Firefighters were called to Hollywood and Vine at about 5:30AM. The black cloud of smoke could be seen for miles, and in Hollywood that required eight helicopters to capture what, Pierre thinks, was just the city sanitizing the club from all the slutty vaginer lice and the dirty old man pube mice. Just kidding I went there every Tuesday day, just kidding it was everyday, just kidding they wouldn't let me in, just kidding they said I could come whenever I wanted. Just kidding .

PAMELA ANDERSON AND PAMELA ANDERSON ARE THE SAME...

Beach bunny Pamela Anderson chose Miami beach over Park City's bunny slopes. January 18th Pam hosted the 3rd anniversary of Pangaea Nightclub in Hollywood, Florida... The next day she showed up to Mansion Nightclub wearing the SAME shorts, shoes and purse... Eeks. Its really kind of rude to expect celebrities to wear something different every time, especially for Pam Anderson. She goes to the grocery store and she's being photographed.