THE KISSY GIRL IN QUESTION ...

So for all you Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl and I liked it fans. I am going to reveal the girl that Katy can't help but kiss. Her name is Shannon Woodward and she's Katys BFF. Trust me, she's very kissable but it was all very innocent you perverts. Just ask her super actor boyfriend Andrew Garfield. You're Welcome...

MEGAN FOX IS TOPLESS...

I really don't have much to say about this because for some odd reason I really don't care. So I've been kind of sitting on this picture all day thinking should I post this boring picture of this very boring actress. Then, from out of nowhere, self said to self, "Yo, who cares? Post the damn picture already. Its a topless chic and that should be reason enough." So I did. You're welcome. And besides this is nowhere near as bad as that Vanity Fair "topless" super controversial photo of Miley Cyrus. Right?

FOR ALL YOU PERVS OUT THERE MILEY WANTS YOU TO KNOW...

She drinks milk. Advert reads: "Girl Power. Actress by day. Rocker by night. I’ve got to keep fit to keep up. So I drink milk. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of both worlds."

Mmm I want a milk moustache right now.