I GO WERE SURI GOES... NEW YORK HERE WE COME

So Suri Cruise is moving to New York while momma Cruise does the Broadway Production of All My Sons. Suri is already set to move into her swanky new apartment at the Trump Towers. I hear she's dropping an easy $200,000 a month on this two- story duplex. When I called Suri to ask if I can crash, she said only on the weekends because Father gets upset when she has overnight guest on the weekdays. So I guess Markusisthedrug will be going for the Trump Towers Suri-style for the fall.