COVER STORY... EVA LONGORIA PARKER

Looking cute as a button, Mrs. Parker on the cover of November 2008's Allure. Eva talks to Allure about all those rumors in her life.  She claims that she is not preggers, she just got rounder.  OK, whatever that means.  She continues to say that she never got bigger; she's still a size 0. Yesss, I knew she was still a size 0!  GOGOGO. Way to keep those real desperate house wives even more depressed.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES BRING IN THE RATINGS

The ladies of Wisteria Lane have proven they have staying power, bringing in 18.4 million viewers for their premiere episode Sunday night.

COVER STORY... DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

America's favorite housewives, not my favorite though, are on the cover of TV Guide September 29- October 5 issue.  Giving me pin up house wives.  I really like this cover.  I can see each outfit on Katy Perry.

EVA LONGORIA'S DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES PROMO PHOTO

In the 5th season of DHW has Wisteria Lane's hottest MILF is living in the year 2013. Huh?! Time, travel, speed.  I wonder if the future shows if this show will actually be on the air?

LAST NIGHTS PARTY HOP...

Last night Eva Longoria hosted a charity at her new restaurant Beso in Hollywood. The charity dinner was EBMRF in honor of Ken Paves Big Give a play off Oprah's Charity TV special. Katy and I joined our friend Jessica Pastor to this celebrity infested event. After an hour of air kisses and hugs Katy and I bounced to Bar Marmont on Sunset for some delicious food without the camera's.