I THINK THE SAYING IS "CRY ME A RIVER"

We all have issues hunny! Marcia is really playing that sympathy card.

COVER STORY... EVA LONGORIA PARKER

Looking cute as a button, Mrs. Parker on the cover of November 2008's Allure. Eva talks to Allure about all those rumors in her life.  She claims that she is not preggers, she just got rounder.  OK, whatever that means.  She continues to say that she never got bigger; she's still a size 0. Yesss, I knew she was still a size 0!  GOGOGO. Way to keep those real desperate house wives even more depressed.

KIRSTEN DUNST BLAMES IT ON THE RAIN ...

And by rain I mean depression. Kirsten Dunst speaks out about checking into Utah's Cirque Lodge Rehab Facility-

“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse, I went there for depression. Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”

I wanna play this song for Kiks. It's "Lost" by Katy Perry