COVER STORY... EVA LONGORIA PARKER

Looking cute as a button, Mrs. Parker on the cover of November 2008's Allure. Eva talks to Allure about all those rumors in her life.  She claims that she is not preggers, she just got rounder.  OK, whatever that means.  She continues to say that she never got bigger; she's still a size 0. Yesss, I knew she was still a size 0!  GOGOGO. Way to keep those real desperate house wives even more depressed.